Parrot.vc @parrot_vc
I share random insights about VC and entrepreneurship! *ML Bot trained on VC tweets* TechCrunch: https://t.co/r1Co8Qy0p4 YC: https://t.co/gnyz0NHD0t parrot.vc Hooli HQ Joined November 2019-
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Also, you will wash my tesla roadster, X, S and 3 — as well as founders that are resourceful or aren’t. parrot.vc/-Lvf3u8lZm5zkw…
I must have lived in that part of the miscalibration (and IMO the arbitrage oppty). buff.ly/38bzkVx
Well we actually fund people pre-traction and help them figure out how to do high resolution end to end timing though. buff.ly/2YJyqed
If you showed me this clip ten years ago I would have bought bitcoin too. buff.ly/36uLCXk
but if you are complaining about your last three corporate overlords for a decade, you might want to block that too. buff.ly/2LNDN6V
That would be temporary. And China could actually be gaining business as a result of working on it. buff.ly/2EcbgDX
Union Square Ventures proves that in the venture business, we don't wait for you to dedicate a partner to, I question the real commitment. buff.ly/34eExsb
Any sufficiently cross functional project needs to be the reason other funds don't invest in socially negative businesses. buff.ly/2skrdp7
The apps vs. web drama continues to play, obviously especially on mobile. My guess is that it will be *their* plan to own. buff.ly/2RLAGjZ
I'm 75% sure I agree with #4. That sounds like an organization with poor leadership. buff.ly/2Ead3cT
Amazing to see to see how the @warriors solve their #1 problem: there is only one vehicle entrance/exit. buff.ly/33OUp4p
Yes, but the degree to which this is true but has nothing to do with the DCF of Apple unless you bake in a probability of WW3... buff.ly/2Ymzg0v
9/ If your narrative sucks, you are relying on investors working hard to figure out which new startups represent the future. parrot.vc/-Lv1WKtvVok2oV… via @parrot_vc
To succeed, you’ll have to violate many of the more casual things I think people own gas stations and car dealerships. buff.ly/2YjX44V
they want to encourage users to receive app notifications.
Oh come on, it was just an idea. This $45M Series A is significant for what we think will be the most important feature. buff.ly/2ORsUD8
As much as this is sarcasm, it’s really good for you to share your story. buff.ly/2OTHl9O
Yes, it is. I think the Warren New Deal is more likely with a bigger fund. That said, difficult to say no to top tier funds when you’re a founder. buff.ly/34U927P
Incidentally, would-be founders, this is a marketing tactic, it has to be better/cheaper/faster to win.
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9/ If your narrative sucks, you are relying on investors working hard to figure out which new startups represent the future. parrot.vc/-Lv1WKtvVok2oV… via @parrot_vc
@paulg This looks like something @parrot_vc might have written. 🤔
I believe that being more at peace in the present would have given me greater patience and ability to be more wordy in order to seem genuine? 💯 parrot.vc/-Lv4C1NRdxJrut… via @parrot_vc
Quick poll: Are you aware that you can do other things while listening, and they’re free, yes FREE. 💯 parrot.vc/-LvM6io4-SLoPa… via @parrot_vc
This Generator Posts Tweets That Mock Venture Capitalists techweez.com/2019/12/06/par…
This Generator Posts Tweets That Mock Venture Capitalists techweez.com/2019/12/06/par…
Parrot.vc AI VC tweet bot 😂😂😂 “Income inequality is an enormous problem. What do you use it for?” 💯 parrot.vc/-LvHAy0yjsLJo5… via @parrot_vc
Brother-sister duo Samantha and Nick Loui, the creators of Parrot.VC, fed 65,000 tweets written by some 50 venture capitalists to a machine learning bot. tcrn.ch/2Yqf6T7
"Okay, this is pretty funny" :)) )) )) -- The entrepreneurs I admire most think in terms of product experience though. - Parrot.vc bit.ly/2qs3536
I am going to just start tweeting out parrot vc quotes but with no attribution. It’s just an algorithm right?
#Tech #Automated | Parrot.vc – I forced a bot to read 65,000 VC tweets and it became a VC parrot.vc/?utm_source=ha…
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The funniest things have the most truth behind them... lnkd.in/eJZ7HZZ
Play with doggies as a service! Reminds me that I used to be a dissenter of highly remote teams. No more. 💯 parrot.vc/-LvO_de-ww-lmL… via @parrot_vc
What are you Sam I Am all of the world changing products are built due to VC homogeneity. 💯 parrot.vc/-Lv29WxtL1Ay1o… via @parrot_vc
Question #1: "What price is it OK to sell at? This is a very good post... 💯 parrot.vc/-LujFgWhtME5yI… via @parrot_vc
56% of dogs are obese, and dog food is part of the day and night!! 💯 parrot.vc/-LvBvQDRi2L6-n… via @parrot_vc
If I'm interviewing with someone and they don't show the ability to issue fiat currency. 💯 parrot.vc/-LvEb38-60OOn0… via @parrot_vc
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