𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐇 𝐓. @passecomposer
Everyone is unhappy in New York! 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐘𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐢𝐬! 『#TFotW』| Parody Joined January 2022-
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Cada vez que te veo tienes más pecas, @guidantlepeuple. ¡Ven aquí! Que no te libras de un abrazo.
📲 Niamh 💌🐮🐣🌷🌻🍃: "FELIZ SAN PATRICIOOOOOOO" "🇮🇪🇮🇪" (@shewasborntorun)
Es de tanto pasear al sol. Como verano no ha estado nada mal, ¿no?
fondodepantalla.jpeg [@shewasborntorun]
𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐇 𝐓. retweeted
saoirse ronan and paul mescal in ‘foe’
Necesitamos una cama más grande, @shewasborntorun.
¿Cuándo me has ganado en ser la optimista de los dos? Porque te sienta bien.
📲 Niamh 💌: "Vas a ir al desfile???" "🍀🍺🇮🇪" [@shewasborntorun]
📲 Dominique 🎨: "Heeeeeey, qué tal todo??" [@guidantlepeuple]
Rose Weasley @bravcnough_
17 Followers 40 Following Toutes les machines ont un cœur, t'entends? #fake.
𝑴𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒚 ... @thebrokenonc
26 Followers 32 Following 𝐼 𝑡𝑟𝑦 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑎 𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑚𝑦 𝑚𝑜𝑢𝑡𝘩 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛’𝑡 𝑐𝑜𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑒.
Ginevra. @_chcrrybcmb
27 Followers 46 Following
Theodore W. Dankworth @ThcBlackGhost
18 Followers 36 Following Time does not heal wounds. It merely softens the pain and blurs memories. (Parody/fake) #TFoTW
Autumn L. Davies. @SheWhoDreamt
8 Followers 22 Following 𝐼𝑛 𝑡𝘩𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑠𝑒, 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝐵𝑟𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑠, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒂𝒖𝒍𝒕 𝑖𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑖𝑛 𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑣𝑒𝑠...
𝕷u. @ATrulyBoom
11 Followers 9 Following 𝐼𝑓 𝐼 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑡 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑚𝑎𝑐ℎ, 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑛 ℎ𝑒'𝑠 ℎ𝑢𝑟𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑛 𝒎𝒚 𝒅𝒊𝒎𝒆.
Vanessa Cardona Leal @ALatinMistress
14 Followers 33 Following 𝑌 𝑡𝑢𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑡𝑜𝑠 𝑙𝑎𝑠 𝑏𝑜𝑡𝑒́, 𝑐𝑜𝑛 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑜 𝑦 𝑒𝑙 𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑐𝑜.
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐞... @thefellowshipsq
38 Followers 31 Following ❝ Look, I didn't want to be a 𝑤𝑖𝑧𝑎𝑟𝑑. If you're reading this because you think you might be one, my advice is: 𝐮𝐧𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰.
𝙅𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙚 @mrpranksinatra
106 Followers 70 Following I mean, g͟o͟o͟d͟n͟e͟s͟s, have I ever made any decisions my whole life? Are we all just 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝙜𝙞𝙖𝙣𝙩? | Parody.
𝐊𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞�... @katherhiggins
228 Followers 168 Following Una fiera 𝐆𝐫𝐲𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫, ¿y sabes lo que te digo? En primer lugar, 𝑒𝑤. En segundo lugar, 𝑒𝑤.
𝑵𝒐𝒐𝒓 𝑵... @tokillaswallow
37 Followers 33 Following —Any last words? —Yeah, I really wish I had a better idea than this. {PARODY}
𝐶ℎ𝑖𝑎𝑟�... @xEmotionalCrush
211 Followers 131 Following Porque, cuando haces algo a pesar del miedo que sientes —respondió ella—, necesitas tener mucho valor. Ex-Ravenclaw.
𝐋𝐞𝐞 𝐋𝐨... @amidautumnnight
71 Followers 50 Following I sometimes worry that I wouldn't be such a feminist if I had bigger tits.
Lorcan N. L. Scamande... @legilimensmind
133 Followers 65 Following the manual said that the first way to appeal to someone is with a smiling face
Subinspectora 𝐒�... @thecursedsinner
80 Followers 71 Following 𝐼 𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑑 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝘩𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝒔𝒐 𝒊𝒕 𝒄𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒍𝒐𝒖𝒅𝒆𝒓.
𝐌𝐀𝐗 @painintheassguy
42 Followers 58 Following In quidditch, the past is gone. There ain't no such thing as memories. All you need is right here.
𝑳𝒂𝒖𝒓𝒊�... @PedsWizard
55 Followers 78 Following Los niños y los borrachos siempre dicen la verdad. Lo primero lo sé por mi trabajo, de lo segundo prefiero 𝘯𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘳. 𝘗𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘴.
Jer @NotinmyKitchen
50 Followers 73 Following La próxima vez que toques uno de mis cuchillos, probablemente sea 𝓹𝓸𝓻𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓽𝓮 𝓵𝓸 𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓵𝓪𝓿𝓪𝓭𝓸.
𝑃𝘩𝑜𝑒𝑏�... @nowudontseeme
51 Followers 74 Following Sorry, what were you saying? I was thinking about maths.
𝐄𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧�... @shewasborntorun
52 Followers 33 Following El sentido común me persigue, pero yo soy más rápida.
'Doc' McLeod. @nevertrustmagic
55 Followers 34 Following La vida no sé, pero el Scotch me lo tomo muy en serio.
𝑁𝑖𝑛𝑜𝑛. @auborddeslevres
52 Followers 34 Following Nos querremos más que nadie para que no corra ni el aire entre tú y yo.
Dominique. @guidantlepeuple
166 Followers 84 Following Be 𝑉𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑒, be 𝐿𝑎𝑟𝑎 𝐶𝑟𝑜𝑓𝑡. But she remained 𝑫𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒒𝒖𝒆 𝑾𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒚, and they remained unaware of any other possibility.
Emmanuelle. @lerayoncramoisi
51 Followers 43 Following He dormido tres horas y mírame, lechuga como una fresca.
𝑘𝑎𝑖𝑑𝑎 @twistandfuckyou
218 Followers 100 Following Me han preguntado qué significa «pim, pam, pim, pam» y les he dicho que «efficient workflow with time optimization».
𝐉𝐢𝐦 𝐆𝐫... @spoiledheir
53 Followers 40 Following Manhood today is about exfoliation, cheese courses, emotional honesty and Paxil.
E. MacÀidh. @crimesansorder
271 Followers 38 Following —You look a little bit like my grandpa. —Oh, is your grandpa 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕? | Parody
E. Stefánsson. @falsenowhereman
54 Followers 39 Following Well, I'm kind of glad there's not a window in here. 𝘐 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘵.
Rose Weasley @bravcnough_
17 Followers 40 Following Toutes les machines ont un cœur, t'entends? #fake.
Ginevra. @_chcrrybcmb
27 Followers 46 Following
𝑴𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒚 ... @thebrokenonc
26 Followers 32 Following 𝐼 𝑡𝑟𝑦 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑎 𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑚𝑦 𝑚𝑜𝑢𝑡𝘩 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛’𝑡 𝑐𝑜𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑒.
Theodore W. Dankworth @ThcBlackGhost
18 Followers 36 Following Time does not heal wounds. It merely softens the pain and blurs memories. (Parody/fake) #TFoTW
Autumn L. Davies. @SheWhoDreamt
8 Followers 22 Following 𝐼𝑛 𝑡𝘩𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑠𝑒, 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝐵𝑟𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑠, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒂𝒖𝒍𝒕 𝑖𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑖𝑛 𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑣𝑒𝑠...
𝕷u. @ATrulyBoom
11 Followers 9 Following 𝐼𝑓 𝐼 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑡 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑚𝑎𝑐ℎ, 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑛 ℎ𝑒'𝑠 ℎ𝑢𝑟𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑛 𝒎𝒚 𝒅𝒊𝒎𝒆.
Vanessa Cardona Leal @ALatinMistress
14 Followers 33 Following 𝑌 𝑡𝑢𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑡𝑜𝑠 𝑙𝑎𝑠 𝑏𝑜𝑡𝑒́, 𝑐𝑜𝑛 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑜 𝑦 𝑒𝑙 𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑐𝑜.
𝙅𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙚 @mrpranksinatra
106 Followers 70 Following I mean, g͟o͟o͟d͟n͟e͟s͟s, have I ever made any decisions my whole life? Are we all just 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝙜𝙞𝙖𝙣𝙩? | Parody.
𝑵𝒐𝒐𝒓 𝑵... @tokillaswallow
37 Followers 33 Following —Any last words? —Yeah, I really wish I had a better idea than this. {PARODY}
𝐋𝐞𝐞 𝐋𝐨... @amidautumnnight
71 Followers 50 Following I sometimes worry that I wouldn't be such a feminist if I had bigger tits.
Dominique. @guidantlepeuple
166 Followers 84 Following Be 𝑉𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑒, be 𝐿𝑎𝑟𝑎 𝐶𝑟𝑜𝑓𝑡. But she remained 𝑫𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒒𝒖𝒆 𝑾𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒚, and they remained unaware of any other possibility.
Malcolm Bishop @DUTYH0NOR
290 Followers 76 Following ㅤㅤㅤi wake up like a stray dog belonging to no one. cold, cold, and the rain.
𝐉𝐢𝐦 𝐆𝐫... @spoiledheir
53 Followers 40 Following Manhood today is about exfoliation, cheese courses, emotional honesty and Paxil.
'Doc' McLeod. @nevertrustmagic
55 Followers 34 Following La vida no sé, pero el Scotch me lo tomo muy en serio.
Emmanuelle. @lerayoncramoisi
51 Followers 43 Following He dormido tres horas y mírame, lechuga como una fresca.
𝑳𝒂𝒖𝒓𝒊�... @PedsWizard
55 Followers 78 Following Los niños y los borrachos siempre dicen la verdad. Lo primero lo sé por mi trabajo, de lo segundo prefiero 𝘯𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘳. 𝘗𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘴.
Jer @NotinmyKitchen
50 Followers 73 Following La próxima vez que toques uno de mis cuchillos, probablemente sea 𝓹𝓸𝓻𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓽𝓮 𝓵𝓸 𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓵𝓪𝓿𝓪𝓭𝓸.
E. Stefánsson. @falsenowhereman
54 Followers 39 Following Well, I'm kind of glad there's not a window in here. 𝘐 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘵.
𝑁𝑖𝑛𝑜𝑛. @auborddeslevres
52 Followers 34 Following Nos querremos más que nadie para que no corra ni el aire entre tú y yo.
E. MacÀidh. @crimesansorder
271 Followers 38 Following —You look a little bit like my grandpa. —Oh, is your grandpa 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕? | Parody
𝑃𝘩𝑜𝑒𝑏�... @nowudontseeme
51 Followers 74 Following Sorry, what were you saying? I was thinking about maths.
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐞... @thefellowshipsq
38 Followers 31 Following ❝ Look, I didn't want to be a 𝑤𝑖𝑧𝑎𝑟𝑑. If you're reading this because you think you might be one, my advice is: 𝐮𝐧𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰.
𝐄𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧�... @shewasborntorun
52 Followers 33 Following El sentido común me persigue, pero yo soy más rápida.Trends for United States
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