Patch @patchtellsjokes

Patch is a comedian from Portland, Oregon Joined November 2021

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Patch @patchtellsjokes

4 years ago

As a comic new to the scene and stand up in general I have truly appreciated the opportunities and friendships I have already built within the PDX comedy scene. #backtopdx #comedy #funhouse

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Patch @patchtellsjokes

4 years ago

How often does the letter V take a break? E’ryday.

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Patch @patchtellsjokes

4 years ago

The new COVID strain sounds just like the villain from a new Transformers movie. I can just imagine him transforming from Jeff Bezos’ penis rocket; “I am Omnicron!” #JeffBezos #Omicron

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