ripoff matisse cutouts @paulastan42069
no, not that narcissist. the other one. the one you love. Joined August 2019-
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I love astrology! i don’t see it as concrete rules to live life by, I see it as another way of understanding ppl and ourselves :)
look at this freakin guy 😭💖
I’m so glad everyone is dunking on JKR for being a terf. I know it won’t change her mind but at least she knows people don’t fuck with that.
Love that JKR so cares about women that she wrote a book with a male protagonist, a male antagonist, a male best friend, a male mentor, a male nemesis, about twelve other male mentors, and a female best friend who mainly does his homework for him.
influencers deleting their beloved black square of solidarity because it’s messing up their feed is EXACTLY why people found it a hollow gesture to begin with, btw.
theres literally protests every single day in Reno lol Ive only gone a few times bc of work but now that i’m unemployed I might fuck around and go from 9-5
REPLACE ALL CONFEDERATE STATUES IN TENNESSEE WITH DOLLY PARTON
I know far worse things have happened during this pandemic but I still can’t get over my 4/20 Taco Bell wedding getting cancelled. I shoulda been a whole wife by now 😭😭😭
I AM LOSING IT, A NEW ALLIE BROSH BOOK IN SEPTEMBER!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!! simonandschuster.com/books/Solution…
it’s been almost a year since we moved across the country and we’re finally making friends locally! I hope they don’t turn out to be D-bags!!!!!
my neighbors moved their kid’s trampoline RIGHT up against our shared fence, which is only 20ish feet away from the patio where I smoke weed. 🙃 yesterday they came outside while I was mid bong rip, i panicked and blew the smoke down my shirt as if that would help 🥴
llookign out for all my friends ( you) because im love you
Times up Cunt
Friendly reminder that the inmates they use to fight these fires cannot legally become firemen for a living once they’re released
Ya man isn’t mysterious, he just doesn’t have a personality
this is gonna be me on sunday when I go to lake tahoe
The people angrily denouncing Rage Against the Machine for Tom Morello's leftist politics is one of the more hilarious things I have ever seen on the internet. WHAT MACHINE DID YOU THINK THEY HAVE BEEN RAGING AGAINST FOR DECADES? THE ICE CREAM MACHINE? THE ATM? LAWNMOWERS?
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An aspirin addict @thesmolnut
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LURKING @commentary4ever
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no more red scare podcast society has progressed past the need for red scare podcast
My dad just tried to school me on whether or not it was Gemini season. It did not end well for him; he claimed Google was wrong.
Love that JKR so cares about women that she wrote a book with a male protagonist, a male antagonist, a male best friend, a male mentor, a male nemesis, about twelve other male mentors, and a female best friend who mainly does his homework for him.
anyone who hates lizzo struggles to find a reason besides “she’s fat”
@cacasmiddlename She’s also in extremely good shape... anyone who has seen her perform live- the STAMINA THAT WOMAN HAS. All her haters can fuck off. She’s gorgeous and so talented it hurts.
influencers deleting their beloved black square of solidarity because it’s messing up their feed is EXACTLY why people found it a hollow gesture to begin with, btw.
REPLACE ALL CONFEDERATE STATUES IN TENNESSEE WITH DOLLY PARTON
Everyone: “Defund the police!” Joe Biden: I hear you. I will put more money in de fund for the police
@paulastan42069 YES PLEASE Also we need a safe word if you're in trouble. I vote for "turtle"
@paulastan42069 Next time propose weed to kids in a hole through the fence please please please
I AM LOSING IT, A NEW ALLIE BROSH BOOK IN SEPTEMBER!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!! simonandschuster.com/books/Solution…
llookign out for all my friends ( you) because im love you
I wish theater kids hated racism as much as they love performing in musical allegories about racism
Friendly reminder that the inmates they use to fight these fires cannot legally become firemen for a living once they’re released
LA Wildfires | Blaze erupts east of 405 Freeway in Bel Air #SepulvedaFire
"self diagnosis is valid because some people dont have access to resources to get officially diagnosed" and "saying things like you have ocd because youre a perfectionist or you have adhd because you cant focus is inherently ableist" are statements that can and should coexist
You'd think, "I yield my time. Fuck you." would get old but it really doesn't.
The people angrily denouncing Rage Against the Machine for Tom Morello's leftist politics is one of the more hilarious things I have ever seen on the internet. WHAT MACHINE DID YOU THINK THEY HAVE BEEN RAGING AGAINST FOR DECADES? THE ICE CREAM MACHINE? THE ATM? LAWNMOWERS?
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