Perry Payton @paytonperryts

Please excuse my dry sarcasm...it makes the absurdity go down easier for me. White River National Forest Joined October 2011

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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan

a year ago

Hey dumbass MAGATS: public school teachers are either "evil trans indoctrination villains" OR they're the perfect person to carry guns around your children, but they can't be both. Pick a narrative dipshits

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Perry Payton @paytonperryts

2 years ago

Hey MAGA — max out on your donations to receive ‘Ultra Moron’ status! cnn.com/2024/03/29/pol…

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Perry Payton @paytonperryts

2 years ago

Must be more fake news…how could they catch a terrorist at the border if the border is wide open? pressrundown.com/top%20news/mig…

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Perry Payton @paytonperryts

2 years ago

I don’t know how he did it, but Elon Musk has succeeded in tuning his algorithms into a site for sugar daddies to find young women. Post a comment and instantly a bunch of women named Natalie or Riley are able to find the love interest they’ve been seeking.

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Perry Payton @paytonperryts

2 years ago

In America, accidental shootings by children occur nearly every other day. How could this possibly be true when every gun owner on Twitter tells me how responsible they are with their guns? apple.news/Av7CQkuEDSTyUt…

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Perry Payton @paytonperryts

2 years ago

If you spend enough time on Twitter you’ll eventually figure out that there are indeed 74 million morons who voted for Trump.

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3 years ago

I should remember to file this under “Beautiful Things” to be revisited in a year or so. apple.news/A1dIr88bRQYytA…

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Perry Payton @paytonperryts

3 years ago

It’s like saying that someone didn’t commit suicide…we call that a failed suicide attempt, not suicide. Same thing. Not an insurrection, but a failed insurrection attempt. apple.news/A_0r9hpB1ROmNP…

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3 years ago

Does the Florida prison system have enough space for all of the 4th and 5th grade girls who will soon be doing time? usatoday.com/story/news/pol…

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Perry Payton @paytonperryts

3 years ago

Rupert Murdoch passing on advice to Elon Musk at the Super Bowl about how to ruin America even further by promoting white supremacy.

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Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff

3 years ago

Add tax fraud to the long list of Trump’s accomplishments.

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Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko

3 years ago

Yes I’ve heard the rumor that Elon Musk had to start taking viagra when he was 18 because he can’t naturally get an erection. No idea if it’s true but it sure would explain a lot.

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Perry Payton @paytonperryts

3 years ago

When Republicans claim that they Back The Blue does it have to be a real police badge or will an honorary one suffice?

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JimiRocks @Jimi_Stella

3 years ago

The @USPS has had stamps of many iconic rock artists of the 1960's, like Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Johnny Cash, John Lennon and Marvin Gaye, but not Jerry Garcia of The Grateful Dead. Why? Come on @USPS make it happen RT if you agree. #DeadHeadLife

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Pro-Democracy @ProDemocracyRTs

3 years ago

Dear longtime Republicans, I'm not asking you to eat avocado toast or give me your pronouns. I just want you to be a decent person and recognize that the Republican Party has become a criminal force trying to control women's bodies and overthrow democracy. Stop voting Republican.