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For no reason at all Jon Hamm and Adam Scott recreated the SIMON & SIMON intro and it's glorious
Hear me out. The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Followed by The Colbert Report. On Comedy Central. All year long in 2026 through the midterms. If we're going backward in America, let's do it right. 🇺🇸
North by Northwest is 66 years old today. This is probably my favourite Hitchcock movie, and my favourite Cary Grant performance... which is saying something. Weirdly, Thornhill (Grant) appears on the left side of the screen for almost the entire movie.
When the American empire finally collapses, historians won't be stunned by the greed of the elite; they'll be stunned by the loyalty of the poor. The working class didn't just vote against their own interests. They worshipped the billionaires robbing them. They slashed their own…
We’re releasing the Epstein Files day one. There are no Epstein Files. Here’s video proof nothing happened. Ok we had to edit it. There are no Epstein Files. There are Epstein Files, but the Democrats made them. Why do you care so much about this Epstein guy? What are “Files”?
HARVARD WON THIS ROUND! Secretary of Education Linda McMahon wrote a letter to Harvard. The university responded by marking up the letter for spelling and punctuation mistakes- and then shared it on social media. Your thoughts?
Those who get my picks are happy $$$
I have announced the following tariffs: Wife: 50% Kid 1: 30% Kid 2: 25% Mother-in-law: 100% Dog: 0%
Why did Dish just block the Avs v Chicago game half way through the first period? #COLvsCHI
It blows my mind that people will watch Cale Makar regularly pull off insane plays like this one and still claim that he doesn't deserve the Norris this season.
Mikaela Shiffrin 🇺🇸 bags win no. 101 🏆 in front of her crowd! #fisalpine #worldcupsunvalley
Quinn Hughes can't defend a 2-on-1 to save his life meanwhile Cale Makar is out there completely shutting down both players.
Quinn Hughes can't defend a 2-on-1 to save his life meanwhile Cale Makar is out there completely shutting down both players. https://t.co/Oy9Kp3t4vE
Well played IKEA.
John Carpenter told Bong Joon Ho (and everyone at the David Geffen Theater) there’s a hint in the middle of THE THING that reveals whether MacReady or Childs is The Thing by the end of the movie and… I think I found that hint. *spoilers for a 43 year old movie below*
In NBA history, no player has ever finished a season ranking top 20 in all of: Points/Gm Rebounds/Gm Assists/Gm Steals/Gm FG% 3PT% Through three quarters of this season, Nikola Jokic ranks not only in the top 20 of each - he’s top 10 in every category.
The Big Lebowski was released OTD in 1998. This movie is a pop culture phenomenon. It's influence has spawned festivals, art, philosophy, academic analysis and even religion, you can now be ordained as a Dudeist priest. The Dude is simply an icon. And I for one, abide.
In 1890, the Tariff Act came into place in the United States. It placed tariffs on imports of up to 50%. While touted as a way to build American industry, there was also the hope it would force an annexation of Canada. It backfired. Let's learn more. 🧵1/10
I still can't believe 77 million people rebooked on the Titanic.
Apparently it is once again time to bring back the lesson on tariffs from Ferris Bueller
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