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“When I entered Gaza the Israeli military had a rule: I was only allowed to bring in three kilos of food. As I was weighing out protein bars, trying to get under the limit, I said to my husband: ‘How sinister is this?’ I’m a humanitarian aid worker. Why would there even be a…
PLEASE GOD
i thought this was referring to princess diana
despite all efforts, my liver persists
despite all efforts, my liver persists
the real reason i’m going to grad school is to continue using JSTOR
absolutely shocked they felt that we needed to know this
absolutely shocked they felt that we needed to know this
shoutout to the woman who just saw me eject a large bite of lasagna out of my mouth back onto my plate because of its scalding temperature. i hope we never forget each other.
i know one man who was recently voted off of a tropical dating show who’s going to be really excited about this
i know one man who was recently voted off of a tropical dating show who’s going to be really excited about this
he seems most upset about the hotels that aren’t even resorts claiming to be them! (i support this legislation)
he seems most upset about the hotels that aren’t even resorts claiming to be them! (i support this legislation)
she did the public a service
when flying i choose the seat the row BEHIND the exit row so i don’t have any of the responsibility while ensuring the relatively high likelihood that i will make it off first in an emergency
love it when the women on real housewives just straight up acknowledge that their husbands are uglier than them
i was in the row on the flight where the flight attendant does the oxygen mask demo — yes, i am special!
best in show girlies have been on her team since day 1!!!
i wish i could be a cool girl but i’m a very messy eater 😔
currently explaining sister wives lore to my dad who i’m forcing to watch it with me
pleaseeee fellow swifties i beg you to stop making messi fan edits to taylor songs
the way in which i spend 5 hours each day playing BitLife on my phone
the way in which i spend 5 hours each day playing BitLife on my phone
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LeBron James @KingJames
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Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN
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179K Followers 399 Following Hossam was assassinated by Israeli occupation forces on March 24, 2025, for doing his job as a journalist. This account is now managed by his team.
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Joshua Baker @joshbakerstory
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JSTOR @JSTOR
83K Followers 2K Following This account is no longer active as of March 2025. You can find us on LinkedIn, Facebook, Instagram, Threads, BlueSky, and Tumblr!
George Takei @GeorgeTakei
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Steny Hoyer @RepStenyHoyer
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Caroline @godonna_girl
15 Followers 17 Following Estudiante de las ciencias naturales; Middlebury College y SIT Argentina
el magazine @letbabiesvote
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The Onion @TheOnion
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You're Wrong About... @yourewrongabout
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