The PHP Bard @phpbard
♫ I am a bard from a land far away, ♫ Where #elePHPants frolick, code, and play. ♫ I muse and I croon about frivolous things, ♫ Like PSRs, RFCs, and #PHP kings. phpbard.tumblr.com Joined December 2013-
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🎤 Whew @jeremeamia brings it into perspective why we need to diagram.
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@jeremeamia supplemented his #LonghornPHP talk about diagramming by literally singing 🎤 his original song about it
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@jeremeamia when are you going to release a PHP album??? #longhornphp
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@LonghornPHP And I will definitely have a soulful little ditty to sing to anyone attending my diagrams talk.
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We're happy to have the PHP Bard himself, @jeremeamia, at this year's #longhornphp! He'll be giving a talk titled "Diagram Like A Principal Engineer", and a workshop on building Slack apps with PHP. Get your tickets today! longhornphp.com
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I’ll be speaking at @LonghornPHP in October about the @SlackAPI platform and building #Slack apps in #PHP and also about building things with @brefphp, #serverless, and #AWS Lambda. See you at #longhornphp for some great conversations.
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I’m channeling my inner Phantom as I sing this new @phpbard parody: 🎵 Coding in the Night 🎵 Recording: smule.com/recording/phan… Lyrics: phpbard.tumblr.com/post/646758733…
♫ A song about #serverless is hard to do, ♫ But even harder when you are rapping too. Nice work, @jeremy_daly
♫ A song about #serverless is hard to do, ♫ But even harder when you are rapping too. Nice work, @jeremy_daly
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The software development choose your own adventure story continues. Join in the fun, and let me know what you want to have happen next.
The software development choose your own adventure story continues. Join in the fun, and let me know what you want to have happen next.
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🎵 In Detroit, in this upcoming May, 🎵 They'll teach about software in a musical way 🎵 At @TitleOfConf—Yeah, you don't want to miss it. 🎵 There's still a few days to get your early bird ticket!
🎵 In Detroit, in this upcoming May, 🎵 They'll teach about software in a musical way 🎵 At @TitleOfConf—Yeah, you don't want to miss it. 🎵 There's still a few days to get your early bird ticket!
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I happy to announce that I'll be *singing* about tech at @TitleOfConf – a musical tech conference in Detroit this May. Please consider attending and/or sponsoring this event and its companion conference: @selfconference.
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Our first round of performers have accepted and we're thrilled to announce most of our cast & crew! Stay tuned for a few more additions to the cast as well as the final program. Early bird tickets are available through 2/17! ti.to/title-of-conf/…
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We have news! Enough folks reached out about having missed the CFP deadline that we've decided to extend it! You have until this Saturday at midnight Eastern to apply. We plan to stick to the same schedule for notifying folks about our decisions, so get those submissions in!
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Become a sponsor/patron of @TitleOfConf to help make this unique #musical #tech #event a success: titleofconf.org/sponsor/
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An oldie but goodie: 🎵 Legacy PHP 🎵 – To the tune of Jingle Bells phpbard.tumblr.com/post/105900740… via @phpbard
♫ A new song for @TitleOfConf I did pen, ♫ A parody of The Greatest Showman. ♫ It's about two coworkers who struggle to unite ♫ On if rewriting the code is a choice that is right. phpbard.tumblr.com/post/189803046…
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Just submitted a couple of software development related musical song parodies to @TitleOfConf. I hope they like’em. Also, please consider sponsoring the event!
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This morning @jeremeamia writes "If You Build It, They Might Not Come" - 24daysindecember.net/2019/12/11/if-…
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