Pietro @pietro_scalone

Aspiring Don Draper (minus the misogyny). Foodie and linguist. Yes, in that order. Punta del Este, Uruguay Joined March 2011

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Historic Vids @historyinmemes

4 weeks ago

A debris of dishes found on the wreck of the Titanic, 1985.

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Mientras se pelean dos boludos en la cámara del senado y el pueblo hace hinchada bipartidaria al mejor estilo "panem et circenses", Uruguay le da vía libre a petroleras para que vengan a literalmente explotar dentro de nuestros mares. Perfectas las prioridades del pueblo uruguayo

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4 months ago

El real “hablaste mucho sin decir nada”.

Cancillería Uruguay 🇺🇾 @CancilleriaUy

4 months ago

El real “hablaste mucho sin decir nada”.

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DAN @GordoDan_

4 months ago

Esto es el Islam

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Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps

a year ago

A helpful reminder

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greg @greg16676935420

a year ago

BREAKING: everything

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cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic

a year ago

this is THE al pacino photo

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Batllista Superstar 🌹 @batlle_star

2 years ago

Lo único barato en este país es el dólar.

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El Piñe @ElPineyrua

2 years ago

Se moría de ganas de sacarse una foto conmigo, así que acá estamos los dos tipos más facheros del Uruguay.

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Pietro @pietro_scalone

2 years ago

literally what is going on

Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson

2 years ago

literally what is going on

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Pietro @pietro_scalone

2 years ago

Bye, little birdie. All of us in the marketing field know how unjust and unfounded your death was. Although, bad publicity is still publicity. #TwitterX

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2 years ago

Just came back from cheating on you, @elonmusk.

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2 years ago

All joking aside, #Putin knows better than to come to #Uruguay. It ain't happenin'.

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2 years ago

Amo el internet.

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Pietro @pietro_scalone

2 years ago

Imagine people who live in perhaps the most politically boring country on earth waking up to the news that Vladimir Putin may be seeking entry here, escaping his own army. It sure as shit beats the Pope visiting 😂🇺🇾 ay, Uruguay. ¿Qué hacemos? @LuisLacallePou

JoeReynoldsChief @JoeReynolds2020

2 years ago

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Pietro @pietro_scalone

2 years ago

😂 Not to Uruguay, please! Putin, you better stay put, this isn't your Motherland.

Anton Gerashchenko @Gerashchenko_en

2 years ago

😂 Not to Uruguay, please! Putin, you better stay put, this isn't your Motherland.

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Pietro @pietro_scalone

2 years ago

theguardian.com/commentisfree/… I don't think anyone could've worded it more perfectly. We are defenseless to our dumb publikum nature. We love a good, hot story to keep us on the edge of our seats, primarily because our mundane reality can't. 'Leave the ship and her dead to rest'.

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Pietro @pietro_scalone

3 years ago

After being diagnosed with scoliosis 6 months ago, I can honestly say I now know that the true key to success is drinking plenty of water and stretching in the morning. True story.

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diyani 🧚🏽‍♀️ @gibb0ngirl

3 years ago

this is the amount of pasta i taste to see if it’s cooked

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Pietro @pietro_scalone

3 years ago

Nada. Si cada extranjero que ingresa no tuviera cobertura médica, estaría a la merced del ya híper saturado sistema de salud uruguayo, cuya prioridad debe ser los uruguayos. Que paguen los $200 USD los extranjeros, como pagamos nosotros al viajar a cualquier otra parte del mundo.