smelly @pipsqueakdotgov
D.A.R.E. to resist ME Colorado, USA Joined August 2021-
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now go out there and show them how normal you are
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RFK jr is healing my imposter syndrome. maybe I’m actually fine at my job
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Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it
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decided that the terrible feng shui of my room is the reason my life sucks and not the decisions i've made in the last 4-7 years
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Going Brooklyn Sober for September (no drugs or alcohol unless someone else bought them)
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how silly of me to forget that im living a life i once only dreamed of
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we’re just not that lucky but it’s fun to dream
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it's easier to buy a gun in the united states than high-rise trousers
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Ever since I was a little girl I wanted to be judge, jury and executioner
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being in your 20s and nervous for the first day of classes
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Mr Beast, I cannot respond directly because you blocked me, but I wanted you to know that Caleb is a comedian who makes many laugh and you are some sort of Willy Wonka marionette being puppeted by the algorithm.
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Taylor Swift getting engaged means we're about to see some of the worst Dem Senator tweets to ever hit the timeline
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Every few months I get a Google alert pertaining to one of the hundreds of emails I made when I was 8 years old
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my body is a machine that converts normal experiences into deep deep embarrassment and shame
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told too many people about a job i didn't get
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christ almighty she’s making a song called eldest daughter we’re about to endure the worst six months ever
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so here’s how i’m going to make track 5 eldest daughter about me, the youngest-
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