shane o @plain_shane
Features Contributor @theonion youtube.com/c/ShaneOConnor… Joined September 2011-
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Gf gets mad when i fall asleep during movies like girl channel that negative energy into tucking me in! Swaddle my ass i dont need to see how Trap ends
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Girlfriend hates how much i practiced this around her
If you give me a wireless mic i will immediately leave the stage and say “the fox is in the henhouse”
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