🧖‍♀️ @plainbagelfan

America’s favorite bar soap user Joined July 2020

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a year ago

Something about this song makes me want a unicorn Frappuccino

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2 years ago

Last night I had a dream that I became friends with Elon Musk and I relentlessly bullied him

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2 years ago

Somehow the icon for this app got worse

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2 years ago

How do I reverse the update this damn app

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Community @CommunityTV

2 years ago

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2 years ago

Respectfully, oppenheimers lips remind me of the Monday left me broken cat

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Harry Hill @veryharryhill

2 years ago

My official Barbenheimer schedule

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Minions @Minions

2 years ago

he looks really familiar

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2 years ago

Dming myself silly little tweets from my main account to this account to avoid someone seeing what I think is funny when in reality I have virtually no followers on the main one 😅

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2 years ago

I’m

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Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit

2 years ago

you hate the word "moist" . . . i hate the words "Tyranny" , "autocracy" , "evil"

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Kristin Merrilees @kristnmerrilees

2 years ago

girl breakfast

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Ceecal @Ceeccal

2 years ago

If you see an 18 year old girl at Target buying these plates and fighting with her mom you can’t intervene. It’s a canon event

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2 years ago

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gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi

2 years ago

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2 years ago

Where is Nicole Kidman (I’m at an amc)

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2 years ago

Bring back the old @Hanes socks 🇺🇸

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2 years ago

Wassup twitter 😹😹

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2 years ago

All the kids in the new Guardians of the Galaxy movie look like they’re from a Sia music video

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zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant

3 years ago

Back on my bullshit (listening to “Voodoo Mama” again)

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3 years ago

Barista accidentally put cow milk in my coffee. I still willingly drank the whole thing. Realized I’m the weakest link in our society (dairy free) @oatly sponsor?

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Wearable art for everyday life. 🎨✨ Transform your world with our unique designs by talented artists. #art #fashion #wearableart #supportartists #shoplocal

WAM @wam_artgroup

0 Followers 15 Following Wearable art for everyday life. 🎨✨ Transform your world with our unique designs by talented artists. #art #fashion #wearableart #supportartists #shoplocal

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Parks And Rec Lover C... @ParksAndRec_no1

496 Followers 2K Following Hi Parks And Reaction fans 😍 We post daily. Please follow to enjoy.!

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Brady 🏔️! @bradybremerMT

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alex @hoIograam

323 Followers 568 Following 21 they/he | dyke with fag tendencies 🏳️‍⚧️🌿

Spinning in a whirlwind of pop parody chaos & craving those cunty retweets! Plop into #PooCrave for all things tea, drama and social media. 🌈 🎶

Poo Crave @Poo_Crave

201K Followers 484 Following Spinning in a whirlwind of pop parody chaos & craving those cunty retweets! Plop into #PooCrave for all things tea, drama and social media. 🌈 🎶

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Mark Cuban @mcuban

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H @houseofhazel

14K Followers 765 Following I have a degree in fashion so I’m allowed to talk shit about it online #blacklivesmatter #freepalestine

What to do and taste in Canada's cultural capital—plus some petit fun!

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FR : @monmontreal #travel

Montréal @Montreal

205K Followers 2K Following What to do and taste in Canada's cultural capital—plus some petit fun! Powered by Tourisme Montréal. 100% human-generated content. FR : @monmontreal #travel

internet hall of fame @InternetH0F

4.0M Followers 483 Following the internet just wouldn't be the same without these iconic posts. credit ≠ endorsement

non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder

5.0M Followers 577 Following viral media from around the world

SNL Weekend Update @SNLUpdate

263K Followers 48 Following The official Twitter profile for SNL's Weekend Update

cam @largemotorcycle

4K Followers 371 Following https://t.co/tUS6F9uJg4

Melanie Lynskey @melanielynskey

189K Followers 2K Following My dog's name is Mouse.

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138K Followers 2 Following No Taste // All Style

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25K Followers 15 Following

Fozzie Bear @FozzieBear

163K Followers 99 Following Here I am, Fozzie Bear, to tell you jokes both old and rare!

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392K Followers 121 Following Hi-ho! Welcome to the official Twitter of me, Kermit the Frog!

Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster

624K Followers 16 Following Me official. Me love cookies! Me officially love cookies.

Bert @bertsesame

167K Followers 13 Following Roommate of @SesameErnie, fan of pigeons, bottle caps, paper clips, oatmeal.

Grover @Grover

217K Followers 15 Following Hello everybody!

Sesame Street @sesamestreet

1.9M Followers 41 Following Our nonprofit’s mission is to help children grow smarter, stronger, kinder – in more than 150 countries around the world!

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402K Followers 171 Following Welcome to the official home of The Muppets!

Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch

317K Followers 13 Following Officially grouchy from Sesame Street. Scram!

Gonzo @GonzotheGreat

165K Followers 45 Following Welcome culture lovers! Prepare for tweets of lunatic daring from I, Gonzo the Great!

Elmo @elmo

684K Followers 14 Following Elmo's Elmo! Elmo lives on Sesame Street and was told to tell you that Elmo is official!

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40K Followers 2K Following persian rug at the recording studio @friend0ftheband @mountbellyflop

Letterboxd @letterboxd

746K Followers 2K Following 👽🐝🍯 A global community of film lovers. Share your taste in movies via our free apps for iOS, Android, Apple TV, and on the web.

internet baby @kirkpate

29K Followers 1K Following Emily Kirkpatrick words for $ i write a newsletter called i heart mess about the best of the worst celebrity fashion

Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg

5.2M Followers 3K Following Autistic climate justice activist Born at 375 ppm

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132K Followers 1K Following Awesome https://t.co/sl95urlG8f

michael @FilledwithUrine

66K Followers 452 Following car owner • @happynormalboy

conseillère des 🇫🇷 de l'étranger à DC 🇺🇲, nerd @gui2de_GU, team croissance 🥐 & chocolatine. unfortunately no one is responsible for my tweets

Béatrice Leydier �... @BeaLeydier

4K Followers 4K Following conseillère des 🇫🇷 de l'étranger à DC 🇺🇲, nerd @gui2de_GU, team croissance 🥐 & chocolatine. unfortunately no one is responsible for my tweets

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204K Followers 1K Following forbes' 7.4 billion under 7.4 billion.

Reductress @Reductress

282K Followers 596 Following The one and only fake women's news magazine. Shop, learn and listen to everything Reductress: https://t.co/rZ2ivP7vKO

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52K Followers 1K Following

1984’s George Whore... @EwdatsGROSS

126K Followers 2K Following unfortunately extremely online | senior creative, 2x cat mom, former emo kid & niche internet micro celebrity

Natalie @jbfan911

66K Followers 688 Following I gained followers on here when I was in college and don’t know how to get rid of them | LICSW | she/her

Harry Hill @veryharryhill

30K Followers 1K Following Not me writing a bio right now….

Courtney Parchman @cornydawgy

14K Followers 412 Following I love u my little Twitter

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56K Followers 2K Following Voted “America’s Most Bullyable Man”

Brooke & Connor Make ... @bncmap

10K Followers 3 Following watch this space every Thursday w/ @ladyefron and @fibulaa on @realtmgstudios

maybe: clare @clur19

30K Followers 2K Following extra dirty, extra olives.

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Emil DeRosa @emilderosa

18K Followers 538 Following @benandemilshow https://t.co/CLw3kersSL

Every day I go to a party and listen to everyone tell me how skinny I look. Then I go to the next party and listen to the same thing. And that’s my life!

serena shahidi @glamdemon2004

93K Followers 808 Following Every day I go to a party and listen to everyone tell me how skinny I look. Then I go to the next party and listen to the same thing. And that’s my life!