Gabriel @plainte_calme

Accidentally, Like a Martyr anagogebooks.com Kentucky, USA Joined February 2016

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Gabriel @plainte_calme

a month ago

When I grow up I want to be like Quentin Compson going to Harvard

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An “experimental” Catholic college like black mountain but instead of basket weaving to atonal symphonies it’s just Aquinas and there’s a campus run brothel that functions as a round the clock science fair to help retarded students struggling to grasp the doctrine of original sin

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Gabriel @plainte_calme

3 months ago

Free Thielbucks for everyone, abolish all mimetic rivalries in a record of 24 hours, and then we’ll know

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Gabriel @plainte_calme

3 months ago

Every day I wake up, put on my clown makeup, take a few hits of nitrous, and play the olympic part of the Schubert sonata from Au Hasard Balthasar on my detuned spinet

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Gabriel @plainte_calme

3 months ago

Love a good hemiola

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Gabriel @plainte_calme

3 months ago

Silicon Valley didn’t really ruin SF it was more Oakland’s fault

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Gabriel @plainte_calme

3 months ago

The writer is the janitor of the permissive will

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Gabriel @plainte_calme

3 months ago

I’m a bad influence on my apprentice tailor roommate who fitted a silverhaired CEO at his job with a patch pocket jacket, oxford, and brown slacks, and said to him “See, this is WASP excellence.” He was elated, added that he had been on vacation on Nantucket. Nature is healing.

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Gabriel @plainte_calme

3 months ago

Twirling my golden blonde Aryan locks scrolling an e girl’s feed sardonically humming Charles Manson’s “Look at Your Game, Girl”

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Gabriel @plainte_calme

3 months ago

Haven’t really written anything in a while because I’m too busy defending creativity against neuroscience while also seriously (poignantly) contending with the diminished potential for ethical triumphs offered as a most wanted reward for my very own style ™️ because, well, AI

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Gabriel @plainte_calme

3 months ago

Brian Wilson said his creativity peaked with the album 15 Big Ones (1976). This is the equivalent to when a writer says their most beloved work was when they tried their hand at fictionalizing someone out of a Roman history book.

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Gabriel @plainte_calme

3 months ago

Hello, I’m with Boethyah with The Fortune Society calling back about your predestined appointment that is unfolding at a time which I can’t exactly place. For questions, please consult our handbook “The Consolations of Bureaucracy”

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Gabriel @plainte_calme

4 months ago

We like fathers because fatherhood is the highest form of artistry. That’s why daddy issues in the sense of rejection are the dumbest thing culturally and don’t produce good art. Kafka and Brian Wilson both lived to impress their fathers.