conan brian @polyfandomish

TORSO ROBBIN', KNICK-KNACKS BE BOBBIN' Joined August 2017

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9 months ago

@notch @JohnnyS89206078 CALL C418 AGAIN NOTCH, DO IT PLEASE

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conan brian @polyfandomish

11 months ago

To those who v@pe: hey BABY, you want your binky??

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AutumnRose @AutumnRose668

11 months ago

Allan Lichtman trying to justify how he still predicted correctly.

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conan brian @polyfandomish

2 years ago

1. Casey Affleck 2. Bryan Singer 3. Noah Hawley 4. Jeremy Piven 5. Chris Hardwick 6. Ed Westwick 7. Casey Kasem

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2 years ago

what if spiders are actually extremely venomous but they just choose not to kill us out of the kindness of their hears... well anyway this is a good fear to have for no reason haha

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2 years ago

you can't call yourself a gamer unless you're comfortable with cops tear gassing you

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2 years ago

pls consider: using a computer for web browsing and documents, but just reading books on paper and forming your opinions about life by thinking them out yourself, for better or worse.

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2 years ago

my dog is a grown ass man and he’s currently crying just outside my door bc he’s afraid of the police sirens

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2 years ago

Obsessed with this guy who's had a framed, collage-style photo of his own chin on his desk since the Bush administration

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2 years ago

Staring at a bag of blood and gently whispering “yikes” under my breath

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2 years ago

"Being a Nazi is hard" - Everyone who is not a Nazi

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2 years ago

I almost feel bad trashing esports, but maybe we should not spin off a sport category where the players all retire by their late 20s under the pretense of being "grizzled veterans"

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2 years ago

My neighbor put his wheelchair on eBay. I haven't brought it home yet but when I do it's much like a nick-nack. It really does tie the room together.

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2 years ago

the year is 2235 the world has fallen into darkness and despair the only meme that remains is dat boi we repeat dat boi dat boi dat boi

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2 years ago

never met a man who loved apple juice more than women

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2 years ago

My local dentist told the kids that if they don't brush their teeth the only job they will be able to have is traffic warden. Wendy moved it to A&E & Joeyo is a lawyer.🙌)

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The little silver things that you put around your tire valve actually exist for no reason, they're just a side effect of valve manufacturing and became popular because they look like cheap luxury car hubcaps.