Madonna @poodnoobie
San Francisco, California Joined February 2011-
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Types a text and then spends the next five minutes picking an emoji to match my mood.
I lost my to go mug so I'm putting my tea in plastic bags.
I wish I put more mayonnaise on my sandwich and other life long regrets.
Omg everyone stop being mean to Hanna in PLL. Like I'd slap a bitch.
When you forget to buy bowls but still need top roman.
Sometimes I'm out of breath when I'm eating. What does that say about me?
So what if the only thing I've achieved in the past five hours was painting my toenails. Thy look amazing.
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Slighe @SlighezcOB_H
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AcDio @AUMan4Ever
358 Followers 779 Following Nothing has ever been as good as I've dreamed, except her.
Megan @Megan66631293
84 Followers 6K Following 😹🐦 Mу name is Mеgan!❕ Нerе is my аlbum аnd mу naked phоtos!)) Votе fоr me, plеаsе:🤠 https://t.co/0oFsmULbwt
Seth Garvin ✡️ @Popeye1791
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Alex @haaktheherald
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Jamesferb @jamesferb1
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Wedding Magic @Wedding__Magic
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HAIRITAGE @HairitageMusic
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pdx6969 @dfw6666
29 Followers 667 Following looking for kinky friends lovers and everything else in the 503 area.. I love Web camming trading pix and getting naked so lets play ladies and couples
Muhammet Kaska @KaskaMuhammet
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ExeterUniVeggieSoc @ExeterUniVegSoc
121 Followers 301 Following If you're vegetarian, considering vegetarianism or just veg-curious, join us on Twitter and Facebook to keep up to date with the latest in all things veg!
Deckz @Deckz1337
46 Followers 237 Following Deckz - QA Tester at @Glowmade, Gaming, Cats & Coffee ~ I do that live streaming thing sometimes. Just another mediocre human trying to point to Jesus.
m johnny @mjohnny3
19K Followers 23K Following The optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says the glass is half empty. I ask if they're going to finish their beers.
Anthony @rasmith_clev
304 Followers 3K Following
The Eh Factor 🇨�... @AngeLaBambaaaa
52K Followers 15K Following I’m never serious unless I’m being serious. Fan of 🇲🇽, margaritas, meats & @edmontonoilers #letsgooilers
Geoff Fial 🐀 @TheAngryMailGuy
2K Followers 2K Following May/Hem Not so much a Twitter account, as it is a cry for help. You're probably here by accident. Top 100% on OnlyFans #RatVerified
Bluesky Bound Meany (... @NotOwenMeany
3K Followers 3K Following Never here anymore. Find me on Bluesky. He/Him.
CUDDLES @CuddleYourCat
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Beerbastard @Beerbastard69
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Cian Cunningham @cianed
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طارق الشمري @gogjhf1290
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DinosaurDie @DinosaurDie
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devinsandfur @devinsandfur
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Vikram Grover @vik_do
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Jace @jace9175
107 Followers 741 Following I swear if it wasnt for multiple personalities... u... or I wld be sooo boring hahaha hmmm...
Vincent Litster @Vinnymac80
171 Followers 676 Following No longer new to twitter, rarely if ever get on but hey, good for a chuckle right?
The High Time Boys @thehightimeboys
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Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake
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Lyr @itsMeLyria
384 Followers 362 Following MetalMusician/Voc, WritesErotica, Philosophy, BDSM, Loves Pitbulls&Reptiles, Twisted & Skeptic! 21+ Fb acct/page: Yra Søren/seductressofgodsandmortals
Keegan Allen @keeganallen
1.5M Followers 120 Following
Troian @SleepintheGardn
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Shay Mitchell @shaymitch
2.7M Followers 592 Following Live The Life You Love... SnapChat: officialshaym
Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ
28.0M Followers 7K Following #PinkFriday2 THE ALBUM is OUT NOW 🎀 #PinkFriday2FRAGRANCE out now 🎀 #PinkFridayNails @locibynickim LØCi sneakers
Alison @JustAboutGlad
19K Followers 1K Following a cool, chill chick :) watch my comedy special “H*rny B*tch” on YouTube ;)
adamwestcave @adamwestcave
2K Followers 595 Following Daniel Day Lewis in the streets. Daniel Night Lewis in the sheets.
Judge Steve Harvey @SumukhComedy
1K Followers 293 Following Nobody wants to see a naked grandma. Harvard Law '81
The Eh Factor 🇨�... @AngeLaBambaaaa
52K Followers 15K Following I’m never serious unless I’m being serious. Fan of 🇲🇽, margaritas, meats & @edmontonoilers #letsgooilers
Geoff Fial 🐀 @TheAngryMailGuy
2K Followers 2K Following May/Hem Not so much a Twitter account, as it is a cry for help. You're probably here by accident. Top 100% on OnlyFans #RatVerified
Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo
68K Followers 3K Following Writer. Co-host of @sexyuniquepod. You didn’t go up there to fish.
Bluesky Bound Meany (... @NotOwenMeany
3K Followers 3K Following Never here anymore. Find me on Bluesky. He/Him.
CUDDLES @CuddleYourCat
11K Followers 8K Following King Shit of Fuck Mountain. I drum, I stutter, I like hockey. #CatDaddy
Paul, aspiring surfer @YesNoSuper
2K Followers 683 Following
The High Time Boys @thehightimeboys
284 Followers 1K Following A band of gentlemen from Berkshire. Mixing influences from classic 50s Rock n Roll. Soul. RnB and Jazz. Good hair. Good shoes. Good moves.
Beerbastard @Beerbastard69
4K Followers 4K Following Dumb dirty redneck. In a small farm town in Alabama probably fucking my cousin in a barn with a goat and peacock watching. Trying to kik your mom!
Tamera Mowry-Housley @TameraMowryTwo
1.6M Followers 460 Following Wife, mommy, actress, producer, author and talk show host. Love my life and the Lord xoxo
Lyr @itsMeLyria
384 Followers 362 Following MetalMusician/Voc, WritesErotica, Philosophy, BDSM, Loves Pitbulls&Reptiles, Twisted & Skeptic! 21+ Fb acct/page: Yra Søren/seductressofgodsandmortals
Andy Kirchner 🇨�... @AndyKirchner
6K Followers 4K Following Sustainability Consultant | Helping People & Organizations navigate Sustainable Development | Leveraging Technology & Emotional Intelligence for a Better Future
n2o @1evilidiot
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14K Followers 11K Following Back up in that ass with the resurrection
Stewnami @stewnami
5K Followers 5K Following Problem solver. Idiot. Podcaster @Salty_Language / @thecrazylifepod / https://t.co/noi5xg60c5
Lord Tim Spaghetti @HaaveYouMetTim
1K Followers 652 Following I say funny stuff sometimes. Mostly hang out in comic book Twitter. Be curious, not judgmental.
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