Poop Normal @poopnormal
Bits of wisdom for people who can’t quite get their shit together. Joined July 2009-
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As a Gen-Xer, I can’t wait to tease my Geriatric Millennial friends who have been calling me old for years.
Hi @JaneRunsClinics Hi! Do you have dentists in Vancouver using Jane app? I want to switch from Aarm Dental dentists because I’m sick of having to call in to book. It’s 2021!
Stop reading the news. News organizations profit by making you unhappy. Besides, if something is actually newsworthy & important, you will definitely hear about it.
You can’t build rapport & multitask. Put that phone away if you care about your relationships.
Doing that hard thing often takes a fraction of the time you would spend procrastinating
The benefit of youth is vitality. The benefit of age is not giving a fuck.
You are the hero of your own story. Or the loser. Your choice.
Only boring people get bored on their own. But boring people can make others bored.
Passive aggression is an art form. The trick is to come across as clingy.
Social distancing is actually pretty fun when you get used to it.
It’s 2021. We are still in a global pandemic. So much for new Gregorian calendar resolutions
2020 was the year that proved every germaphobe was right
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We don’t know who needs to hear this but if you’re not interested, end it tactfully like a grown-ass adult.
@Stephwolfe101 I bet mask-wearing, distance-keeping Albertans are way bigger. And I want the Premier and Minister of Health to know so too. Within just a couple of hours posting on a Saturday night we had more than 100 letters sent, from all over AB. Want to sign? ahead.paperform.co
@Stephwolfe101 I THINK it's generally smaller than we think. They are loud, but walking around, even in Alberta, everyone im seeing is wearing a mask indoors. I DO live in an ethnically diverse area, which could be making a difference. It's mainly the white and rich up here who are stupid.
@elonmusk 1. Rig an election to be contested 2. Use the media to cause division 3. Wait for unrest 4. Send in the U.N. to "enforce peace" 5. Watch as the U.S. becomes history 6. China wins
Don’t want to be a downer but so far, this year feels exactly like last year.
Who else is ready for covid to be over so they stop crying 3 times a week? 🙋🏼♀️
Last week: "I deleted the Instagram app from my phone and I am taking a break." This week: "I just created an Instagram account for my dog even though I swore I never would do that." Is this peak 2020?
Will combat training be allowed in 2021? Will gyms even be a thing?
@feliciaday Depends are you looking for a base model? The no go ahead. If you want a 15 or 16 pro model then yes please wait
@cstampeen @feliciaday Buying an Intel model in the middle of tbe Apple Silicon transition is a bad idea if it can at all be avoided
My family and I wish we could personally thank each and everyone one of you who shared your caring and condolences for our loss. While I knew about the power of love I had no idea what a healing effect it would have. (1/4)
You wanna know what’s fun? Being pressured into going to a wedding reception where people aren’t wearing masks or social distancing during covid and then having them gaslight you for months claiming that you’re the problem in their family 🤮
My original plan was to do the training to become a crisis hotline volunteer, but it seems there is actually a massive waiting list. Which actually warms my heart that so many people want to help 💜
Short-term it's a competitive advantage to be working all the time. Long-term it's a competitive disadvantage as you will burn out. Everyone does. Balancing this is one of the hardest challenges of ambitious people.
Gyms and coffee shops have been closed for two months now. Every morning I wake up feeling lost about what to do. Anyone else?
It's so easy to eat a healthy breakfast/lunch and such a bummer to eat a healthy dinner.
walking outside is such a simple but under-rated WFH essential. was having a rough day. took a 30min walk outside in the middle of the day and felt like a new person.
"No matter what your past has been, you have a spotless future." -- Tony Hsieh, RIP
@EricTrump Yes Eric. In fact, most of us agreed months ago that we didn't need to attend one stupid rally to vote for Biden. Our coalition of voters were DEMs, Republicans, IND, 1st time voters, and those who sat out the last election. And your dad was the shittiest candidate EVER.
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