Bea is not fulfilling her potential. @popsnarkology
Smart. Funny. Gorgeous. Entrancing. Witty. Wonderful. Classy. Stylish. Trustworthy. Interesting. Unique. These are adjectives. #twinja Joined May 2013-
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The thing about me is that I would honestly rather die than make two trips to bring in groceries.
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There is a cricket somewhere in my apartment. It will not shut up. It is so loud. My cat is doing nothing about it. I hate this. Please make it stop.
Looking for a new dinnerware set and this is an ADHD nightmare. Why are there so many choices?!?!?
I am never on here but just so you all know, I love you guys. ❤️
Found the perfect gift for my BIL’s bday. Bought it, was super proud of myself. Got an email today saying the item is no longer available and my order was canceled. 😭
Pretty sure my a/c is broken so obviously I am about to turn into a raging monster bitch. 🥵
Poor Mabel lost her very favorite toy under the refrigerator. She is devastated and currently yowling a requiem for her beloved spring.
Hello human. You pet me now, yes? #MabelDangly
I’m gonna finally have to actually do that paint by numbers I ordered, aren’t I? #QuarantineLife
Mabel doesn’t understand social distancing.
I let her explore the living room tonight. As you can see, she has already knocked over several items.
Good morning from Mabel who finally stopped scaring her mom with her refusal to eat, drink or use the litter box. She has started eating and she peed in the box. I would be happier if she were drinking more but baby steps!
She purrs like a rumbley truck.
I haven’t been on Twitter much recently. But that’s about to change because I just got a new cat and per our society’s rules, I’m obligated to deluge everyone with pics and videos. So, here’s Mabel!
Wow. @CruiseAmerica endangering children?? I’ll take my business elsewhere, thanks.
Busty Shackleford @gin__erso
1K Followers 870 Following The terror that flaps in the night. Coffee-dependent kitchen lady. “divine hag of the ashes” Trainee Baba Yaga. cis she/her #UglyDogs
Ant Murdering She Dev... @ShelleyElwood
951 Followers 750 Following "food-motivated but still kind of uptight" sabre-toothed tiger teenbot Probably a human being. Amateur Candy Witch. Happy Color Profiteer. Pomeranian
Fanny Craddock's Horr... @Lil_KPop_Katze
686 Followers 1K Following building designer. Never a satirist, except when I am and still a lover of kittens and green vegetables. #Twinja she/her Straya!
Pie Mom🦞 @Pie2thePie
293 Followers 527 Following Fuck off. Billionaires are a net negative to society. Abortion Rights and Human Rights for all. Trans Rights are Human Rights. Mainer. Mom. She/Her. #Twinja
𝐻𝑜 𝒯𝑜𝓎... @hotoynoodle
1K Followers 791 Following I have hollow bones -- you know, like a bird. We've met before.
Wrath Rarely Skips Li... @Amiewriter
430 Followers 372 Following #twinja "An unrefined ball of absolute fury"
@ellyndegenerate.bsky... @EllynDegenerate
1K Followers 3K Following Chief Twat. Not aesthetically pleasing; doesn’t even function. She/her. Find me on Bluesky @ellyndegenerate.bsky.social
Wyoming Hippie @wyominghippie1
872 Followers 481 Following Formerly in Laramie, WY now in Aurora, CO. Technical writer: jokes, mmj, writing, politics, golden retrievers & other cute animals. Extremely online since 1989.
The Raven of Wroclaw @RavenOfWroclaw
2K Followers 4K Following Associate Professor of Narcolepsy. #twinja @theravenof.bsky.social
CJ @marzipan_heart
570 Followers 646 Following prone to extreme reactions and always in need of a good nap. she/her
A Boo 👻 Too Far; M... @CyborgBooBoo23
1K Followers 2K Following Baba Yaga, Teacher, and University of Utah fan. #twinja. I make cross stitch patterns at TweetStitch. She/her Classroom wishlist- https://t.co/vNesPYfMzP
rage @the8o8
1K Followers 2K Following I can silence Paul Rudd with a single slice of Kraft cheese. Can I get that with extra foam? I just remembered I put the dryer on Infinity.
Stephanie/Estefanía @SFGeekGirl
592 Followers 618 Following TX Born/Raised • @smith educated • SF Seasoned • Phoenix Baked || 🪬 Pop Culture Geek | HistoryBuff | AspiringLibrarian | #twinja | NO MAGA
Kastle 🏰 needs a m... @kastlekl
371 Followers 429 Following Canuck 🍁 She/her. Sometimes I play with words, sometimes that backfires. Absurd lover. Ne Cede Malis.
Tango Foxtrot. ✡️ @Tangofoxtrot23
405 Followers 869 Following This is the tennis season. 🎾🎾🎾 🐐🐐🐐 Fire John McEnroe!!! WTF!!! 🍿🚬🍷🫖
Devon (Loser Socialis... @DAMitsDevon
453 Followers 1K Following Quiet nerd who likes to get loud about social justice issues. Working in suicide prevention and volunteering for repro health. Public health is my jam. #twinja
MabelJessicaGuster @GusterMabel
153 Followers 283 Following Just your friendly, neighborhood person. she/her
Rick Sanders @RicksTwiterAcct
257 Followers 685 Following i live in Maine with my wife. i have 36 wonderful nephews. i love bowling and hate my asshole neighbor Gary
MargaretE🇮🇪🇬... @EFeintuch
247 Followers 852 Following
im on bluesky and red... @martinblackw0od
219 Followers 666 Following Formerly Bruce Zeleney, adultosaur and achr0i. anti fascist. aspiring anti racist. far left. bi pan ace. educator. into nerd shit. #twinja alt @altdultosaur
James Adler Waltman @AdlerWaltman
18 Followers 140 Following Rapid and sustainable user growth is my true passion, getting a life-changing production into the hands of millions of people is my calling, empowering a team
Butterflies and Rainb... @Butterfliesan15
333 Followers 1K Following I’m a fun loving two legged creature. Born and raised in PDX. #twinja
Blood Cubic Zirconia ... @BloodQZ
101 Followers 112 Following ☞Incorrectly regarded as a goof, still, even in 2025☜ ☞AKA BCZ☜ ☞he/him☜ ☞Repeal 2A☜
Periwinkle @Periwin08206968
254 Followers 666 Following Strong supporter of cheese and pets. #twinja
Smeagol - Cultural Mi... @Smeagol92055B
248 Followers 745 Following • #BLM #ACAB #Twinja • he/him • brought to you respectfully from stolen Kumeyaay Indian Nation land • In summary, discombobulate.
Artisan Florissant, i... @artiofab
296 Followers 390 Following I mean on the one hand I like talking about science but on the other hand I like talking about jackalopes so on the gripping hand I'm conflicted. #twinja
William Tyler @williamtyler75
210 Followers 5K Following Making money made simple—follow @Mitchellkeisha_ and thank me later 😉
johnie beaver @arm320
102 Followers 113 Following trying to keep a low profile #twinja might add a rotary phone later
Teri🔻 @wanda_larue
593 Followers 3K Following Old Rabid Leftist San Franciscan in Italy 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸 Zionism = Nazism 🇵🇸 ACAB
Buff Yoshimitsu™️ @Granddad_Sr
1K Followers 947 Following Header by @BloodQZ || Irony in the streets caring in the sheets. || #ABGPBG - Always Be Giving People Baked Goods || Gatekeep the fgc more.
Rain Surname @Rain_Surname
1K Followers 1K Following Can't bear to use this site anymore for anything but cats. Same name (minus underscore) in the sky. #PDX #Twinja
Alice Wertz @AlicesTake
1K Followers 5K Following I’m listening! #California born and raised #WomaninMedia #Broadcaster @KTVU Need an opinion? Count on me to have one! (opinions are my own)
Strongette @CaityBee84
25 Followers 231 Following Be the good you want to see in the world. It's quite simple. Kindness is key.
Rodriguez Mark @Rodrigu37804745
0 Followers 7 Following US Army👮♂️ From Phoenix Arizona 🇱🇷 +1(209)-365-269-23 Guard and protect america🛡 Divorced ♉️ instagram :Rodriguez_mark [email protected]
Cassandra Conley @Cassand33802264
448 Followers 3K Following Cassandra Conley https://t.co/g3wZCEQrkB
Rum Babadook @MissBilious
1K Followers 3K Following Aging gracelessly. Feminist, habitual biter, very judgy. Repro rights old-timer. She/her #bullterrier #twinja #StrongerTogether #BLM
CharlotteElizabeth *B... @charla_beth
791 Followers 3K Following Momma. Southerner (the good kind). WARRIOR for women and children. trump loather. #BLM 🌊🌊🌊
lesoulspeakinsista @validatinglingo
159 Followers 809 Following Speaking up, not shutting up. Here to express my opinions as an aggrieved Lesbian Adult Woman against the wave of vocal oppression and cancel culture.
Delete MY Account @HamHock42
1K Followers 1K Following Exceptionally tall but never dunked. Great passer from the high post. I look like Mumford & Sons if they were from Tallahassee. - RobSly
John @JuanchoS
1K Followers 4K Following Copywriter/librarian(ish). Catholic, but somehow not annoying. 🇸🇰
bluishsilveryblue @bluesilveryblue
152 Followers 528 Following Rhymes with 'orange.' After therapy I'd make a good gf. English as a second language. #twinja poser.
Busty Shackleford @gin__erso
1K Followers 870 Following The terror that flaps in the night. Coffee-dependent kitchen lady. “divine hag of the ashes” Trainee Baba Yaga. cis she/her #UglyDogs
Ant Murdering She Dev... @ShelleyElwood
951 Followers 750 Following "food-motivated but still kind of uptight" sabre-toothed tiger teenbot Probably a human being. Amateur Candy Witch. Happy Color Profiteer. Pomeranian
Fanny Craddock's Horr... @Lil_KPop_Katze
686 Followers 1K Following building designer. Never a satirist, except when I am and still a lover of kittens and green vegetables. #Twinja she/her Straya!
Pie Mom🦞 @Pie2thePie
293 Followers 527 Following Fuck off. Billionaires are a net negative to society. Abortion Rights and Human Rights for all. Trans Rights are Human Rights. Mainer. Mom. She/Her. #Twinja
𝐻𝑜 𝒯𝑜𝓎... @hotoynoodle
1K Followers 791 Following I have hollow bones -- you know, like a bird. We've met before.
Tater Nuts! @potatoqueen
572 Followers 628 Following 🇺🇸🇯🇲🇮🇪Girl your parents warned you about BACK FROM THE DEAD/ College Student/ Future Librarian/ she/her/ Black Lives Matter/
Wrath Rarely Skips Li... @Amiewriter
430 Followers 372 Following #twinja "An unrefined ball of absolute fury"
@ellyndegenerate.bsky... @EllynDegenerate
1K Followers 3K Following Chief Twat. Not aesthetically pleasing; doesn’t even function. She/her. Find me on Bluesky @ellyndegenerate.bsky.social
Wyoming Hippie @wyominghippie1
872 Followers 481 Following Formerly in Laramie, WY now in Aurora, CO. Technical writer: jokes, mmj, writing, politics, golden retrievers & other cute animals. Extremely online since 1989.
The Raven of Wroclaw @RavenOfWroclaw
2K Followers 4K Following Associate Professor of Narcolepsy. #twinja @theravenof.bsky.social
CJ @marzipan_heart
570 Followers 646 Following prone to extreme reactions and always in need of a good nap. she/her
A Boo 👻 Too Far; M... @CyborgBooBoo23
1K Followers 2K Following Baba Yaga, Teacher, and University of Utah fan. #twinja. I make cross stitch patterns at TweetStitch. She/her Classroom wishlist- https://t.co/vNesPYfMzP
Meggs n’ham 🇵�... @megstar73
963 Followers 2K Following It's called extraordinary intelligence, and mastery of multiple fields, and success in business and life. $Megstar73 venmo mcdf73 . same @ bluesky
Reavyn 🌈 @Reavyn
457 Followers 541 Following
rage @the8o8
1K Followers 2K Following I can silence Paul Rudd with a single slice of Kraft cheese. Can I get that with extra foam? I just remembered I put the dryer on Infinity.
Stephanie/Estefanía @SFGeekGirl
592 Followers 618 Following TX Born/Raised • @smith educated • SF Seasoned • Phoenix Baked || 🪬 Pop Culture Geek | HistoryBuff | AspiringLibrarian | #twinja | NO MAGA
Kastle 🏰 needs a m... @kastlekl
371 Followers 429 Following Canuck 🍁 She/her. Sometimes I play with words, sometimes that backfires. Absurd lover. Ne Cede Malis.
Tango Foxtrot. ✡️ @Tangofoxtrot23
406 Followers 869 Following This is the tennis season. 🎾🎾🎾 🐐🐐🐐 Fire John McEnroe!!! WTF!!! 🍿🚬🍷🫖
Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm
8K Followers 2K Following Dirtbag Christian. She/her. Writer, editor, and public speaker for hire: polyamory, Christianity, sexuality, parenting, and politics. notreallyjcm everywhere.
im on bluesky and red... @martinblackw0od
219 Followers 666 Following Formerly Bruce Zeleney, adultosaur and achr0i. anti fascist. aspiring anti racist. far left. bi pan ace. educator. into nerd shit. #twinja alt @altdultosaur
Butterflies and Rainb... @Butterfliesan15
333 Followers 1K Following I’m a fun loving two legged creature. Born and raised in PDX. #twinja
Blood Cubic Zirconia ... @BloodQZ
101 Followers 112 Following ☞Incorrectly regarded as a goof, still, even in 2025☜ ☞AKA BCZ☜ ☞he/him☜ ☞Repeal 2A☜
Periwinkle @Periwin08206968
254 Followers 666 Following Strong supporter of cheese and pets. #twinja
Smeagol - Cultural Mi... @Smeagol92055B
248 Followers 745 Following • #BLM #ACAB #Twinja • he/him • brought to you respectfully from stolen Kumeyaay Indian Nation land • In summary, discombobulate.
Artisan Florissant, i... @artiofab
296 Followers 390 Following I mean on the one hand I like talking about science but on the other hand I like talking about jackalopes so on the gripping hand I'm conflicted. #twinja
MabelJessicaGuster @GusterMabel
153 Followers 283 Following Just your friendly, neighborhood person. she/her
johnie beaver @arm320
102 Followers 113 Following trying to keep a low profile #twinja might add a rotary phone later
Teri🔻 @wanda_larue
593 Followers 3K Following Old Rabid Leftist San Franciscan in Italy 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸 Zionism = Nazism 🇵🇸 ACAB
Vice President Kamala... @VP46Archive
14.6M Followers 6 Following This is an archive of a Biden administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
Dr. Jill Biden @DrBiden
3.4M Followers 1 Following Lifelong educator. Military mother. Grandmother. Sister. Wife to @JoeBiden.
The White House 46 Ar... @WhiteHouse46
8.6M Followers 6 Following This is an archive of a Biden administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
Buff Yoshimitsu™️ @Granddad_Sr
1K Followers 947 Following Header by @BloodQZ || Irony in the streets caring in the sheets. || #ABGPBG - Always Be Giving People Baked Goods || Gatekeep the fgc more.
Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren
6.6M Followers 495 Following U.S. Senator, Massachusetts. She/her/hers. Official Senate account.
Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris
20.8M Followers 702 Following Always fighting for the people. Wife, Momala, Auntie. She/her. 107 Days available now.
Michael Harriot @michaelharriot
466K Followers 94 Following Writer, board-certified wypipologist, last real Negus alive. BlackAF History/Drapetomaniax podcast/theGrio…At the SAME DAMN TIME. Never reneged; Never will.
Lucy Lawless @RealLucyLawless
281K Followers 394 Following CLIMATE is the issue . Love the Earth @GreenpeaceNZ . All humans born equal. Resist Cruelty and Greed on every level. Love the world. ✌️ Peace
Reviews.org @reviews_org
49K Followers 1K Following Expert-approved home internet + real reviews from the neighborhood. All in one spot. https://t.co/3L2z52Q3vu
Rain Surname @Rain_Surname
1K Followers 1K Following Can't bear to use this site anymore for anything but cats. Same name (minus underscore) in the sky. #PDX #Twinja
Joe Biden @JoeBiden
38.1M Followers 46 Following Husband to @DrBiden, proud father, grandfather, and great grandfather.
Mallory Rubin @MalloryRubin
143K Followers 2K Following Head of Editorial, @ringer | Co-host, House of R 🍎 @RingerVerse 🔨@binge_mode 🐺 | Follow us on @Spotify!
Strongette @CaityBee84
25 Followers 231 Following Be the good you want to see in the world. It's quite simple. Kindness is key.
Rum Babadook @MissBilious
1K Followers 3K Following Aging gracelessly. Feminist, habitual biter, very judgy. Repro rights old-timer. She/her #bullterrier #twinja #StrongerTogether #BLM
Devon (Loser Socialis... @DAMitsDevon
453 Followers 1K Following Quiet nerd who likes to get loud about social justice issues. Working in suicide prevention and volunteering for repro health. Public health is my jam. #twinja
Delete MY Account @HamHock42
1K Followers 1K Following Exceptionally tall but never dunked. Great passer from the high post. I look like Mumford & Sons if they were from Tallahassee. - RobSly
John @JuanchoS
1K Followers 4K Following Copywriter/librarian(ish). Catholic, but somehow not annoying. 🇸🇰
Courtney Milan 🦖 @courtneymilan
60K Followers 1K Following I write books about carriages, corsets, and smartwatches. Mother of (emoji) dinosaurs 🦖🦕. 羽生結弦 fan. ISU anti. She/her.
harboursealbackup @harboursealbac1
96 Followers 309 Following
Howard the Axel: Fole... @HowardtheDuck95
935 Followers 2K Following Just a smartass pretending to be a duck. Quack. (Same as the Kinja dude. Press Secretary of #Twinja.) Started a blog. Here's hoping. (He/Him.)
Cruise America RV @CruiseAmerica
4K Followers 135 Following 53+ Years of Helping People Create Road Trip Memories! 🚐💨 #BeThereNow #CruiseAmerica https://t.co/eeLdHAj0fu
PhantasMal @Malcontent79
647 Followers 437 Following Artist, multi-disciplinary. No autofollow but always fav pet pics. Strong believer in compassion. He/him https://t.co/fiWtnVYsco
definitelynotme @def_notme
43 Followers 66 Following Shhhhh...... silence is golden. she/her. i punch nazis.
Crafty by Nature @GCraftyCraft
186 Followers 88 Following Sewing well for durable use. Gay and Gifty.
I Hate It But I Love ... @hatelovepodcast
2K Followers 7 Following A podcast about the pop culture you love and hate. Hosted by @katangus and @jocelyngeddie. Winner: Best Comedy, Best Host, People’s Choice at the @CanPodAwards.Trends for United States
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