Post Grad Betch @postgradbetchh
Just your quintessential starbaholic trying to navigate her way through post grad dating, life and the real world in 5 inch heels- vodka soda in hand. Joined August 2013-
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Running on three hours of sleep so this day is going to be fun #poorchoices
If I'm having a bad day I just remember that Martha Stewart went to prison and gained street cred.
"Let's have sex" "I just wanna go to sleep. You look beautiful" #boyfriendoftheyearaward
A woman's loyalty is most tested when a man has nothing. A man's loyalty is most tested when he has everything.
Law school people, your opinion is needed: Lilly agendas. Too much color for law school? #dontwanttobethatgirl
If at first you don't succeed, have a burrito bowl, take a nap, and try again.
Don’t waste time matching your bra and underwear. Your cat won’t know the difference.
You voluntarily decided to procreate with THAT? #mythoughtswhileonfacebook
It's not whether you win or lose but how good your eyebrows look #icandoitbetterthanher
Something needs to be done about my grammar #braindead #postgradbetchhtweetsagain
The only thing I miss about college is telling guys I'm high maintenance and have them think it's cute and funny and endearing
People need to stop laughing when I tell them how my dog's diet is kicking off with steak and half a scoop of ice cream #halftheportions
Everybody wants a #KingQueenMatch but if the king has a harem its better to marry a faithful knight.
You can do everything right and still fail--in fact you will. I only found success when I realized I had to stop living to avoid failure.
Life is one big struggle between wanting to eat everything in sight and wanting to be a size zero #whydoieventry
There's nothing like meeting your boyfriends ex girlfriend and JESUS GO HOME SARAH YOUR BOTOX IS GIVING ME ALLERGIES
When we're younger they tell to us to marry rich, but really I'll take anyone with MLB season tickets.
He doesn't truly love you until he asks if you want to do couple's therapy.

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who hates their job�... @WorkWords1
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The Bar Exam Guru @barexamguru
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154 Followers 543 Following ᴵ ᵂᵒᵘˡᵈ ᴿᵃᵗʰᵉʳ ᴮᵉ ᵃ ˢᵘᵖᵉʳᵇ ᴹᵉᵗᵉᵒʳ, ᴱᵛᵉʳʸ ᴬᵗᵒᵐ ᵒᶠ ᴹᵉ ⁱⁿ ᴹᵃᵍⁿⁱᶠⁱᶜᵉⁿᵗ ᴳˡᵒʷ, ᵀʰᵃⁿ ᵃ ˢˡᵉᵉᵖʸ & ᴾᵉʳᵐᵃⁿᵉⁿᵗ ᴾˡᵃⁿᵉᵗ. ᵀʰᵉ ᴾʳᵒᵖᵉʳ ᶠᵘⁿᶜᵗⁱᵒⁿ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ᴹᵃⁿ ᴵˢ ᵗᵒ ᴸⁱᵛᵉ, ᴺᵒᵗ ᵗᵒ ᴱˣⁱˢᵗ
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My Law Prof Says... @LawProfQuote
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Lawyering in Loubouti... @LawyeringInLous
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Juris Rocktorate @JurisRocktorate
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Sassy, Esq. @MotionToSass
100 Followers 212 Following There are two kinds of women: those who want power in the world and those who want power in the bed.
Amber Lynn @BerLynn619
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360 Followers 415 Following My state bar association deems me qualified to practice all the laws, so I'm hanging a shingle. God help us all.
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Lithe Lawyer @Lithe_Lawyer
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SheBlamesMe @SheBlamesMe
3K Followers 1K Following Jewelry & Fashion Brand. Thanking critics...by name. She doesn't hate me; she blames me. #BigRichAtlanta @harvineadon @meyereadon INFO: [email protected]
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140 Followers 146 Following What, like its hard? Talk nerdy to me. Remember, Laywers know how to get you off.
Barista Life @Barista_Life_
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Britt @brittanykatedom
257 Followers 723 Following all tweets are an expression of my personal views or whatever—trust me, i’m a lawyer.
lawbroadcado @Lawbroadcado
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Flawless Law @FlawlessLaw
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Ella Fraser @ella__fraser
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Lawyer Cat* @LawyerCat_
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You're Beautiful ♥ @loveyourselfbro
8K Followers 3K Following Don't be fooled by the name, this is for ANYONE who has ever felt less or is simply having a bad day. I'm going to try to give a little hope to you.
The Bar Exam Guru @barexamguru
3K Followers 3K Following Founder: https://t.co/1Y32MlSubn, Blogger at BarExamGuru & Author bar prep & law school texts, including: The Bar Exam Cram Sheets & The Bar Exam Templates
𝐁ḀŦ𝐌Ḁ𝐍�... @theBATMAN_atLAW
154 Followers 543 Following ᴵ ᵂᵒᵘˡᵈ ᴿᵃᵗʰᵉʳ ᴮᵉ ᵃ ˢᵘᵖᵉʳᵇ ᴹᵉᵗᵉᵒʳ, ᴱᵛᵉʳʸ ᴬᵗᵒᵐ ᵒᶠ ᴹᵉ ⁱⁿ ᴹᵃᵍⁿⁱᶠⁱᶜᵉⁿᵗ ᴳˡᵒʷ, ᵀʰᵃⁿ ᵃ ˢˡᵉᵉᵖʸ & ᴾᵉʳᵐᵃⁿᵉⁿᵗ ᴾˡᵃⁿᵉᵗ. ᵀʰᵉ ᴾʳᵒᵖᵉʳ ᶠᵘⁿᶜᵗⁱᵒⁿ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ᴹᵃⁿ ᴵˢ ᵗᵒ ᴸⁱᵛᵉ, ᴺᵒᵗ ᵗᵒ ᴱˣⁱˢᵗ
Legally Southern @legallysouthrn
966 Followers 1K Following southern sorority alum, Kentucky fan, lawyer, wife, and new momma living the dream and trying to get by https://t.co/ZfgyCt7Osq
L. @LeahEsss
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Socal_lawtina, J.D. @Socal_lawtina
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My Law Prof Says... @LawProfQuote
377 Followers 406 Following Real quotes from my real professors. Sometimes law school can be funny. #lawschoolhumor
The Knot @theknot
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Back Bay Betch @BackBayMemoirs
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Donna T @sweetg35
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Shannon Howley @sbhowley
390 Followers 4K Following Attorney & Dog Mom to a Coton de Tulear & Pekingese 🐾
Sassy, Esq. @MotionToSass
100 Followers 212 Following There are two kinds of women: those who want power in the world and those who want power in the bed.
Amber Lynn @BerLynn619
233 Followers 803 Following public defender. mom to dog&tiny human. challenges are just a minor set-back for a major come back. Never underestimate how much you can learn from others.
Sinderella @sindereIIa_
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EA Stripes @EA_Stripes
4K Followers 517 Following Relatively Lovable. Intellectual Badass⚖️. Triathlete. Cat & Dingo rescuer. Minnesota❤️,Louisiana state of mind. Lovin'PURPLE & Livin' GOLD
Twenties Rants @Rants20s
360 Followers 415 Following My state bar association deems me qualified to practice all the laws, so I'm hanging a shingle. God help us all.
Sensible Sass @SensibleSass
123 Followers 169 Following Esquire. America. Whiskey. Starbucks. #yourewelcome
The Spartanite @TheSpartanite
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Prada&Prosecco @PradaProsecco
750 Followers 853 Following Twenty-something year old numbing life's pain with lattes and champagne while trying to make it in the business world.
Receptionist Problem @ReceptionPrb
124 Followers 655 Following Attempting to be a nice happy receptionist while you are making me hate my life.
Scott Bell @lawyerescape
2K Followers 2K Following Recovering lawyer. Baller. Pilot. Leading the exodus out of the legal profession.
Brill Law ➡️ Link... @Brill_Law
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Law School Lemmings @LawLemmings
396 Followers 310 Following Featuring the most naive prospective and actual law students on Twitter since 2013. Do some damn research.
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Lawyering in Loubouti... @LawyeringInLous
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