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All ads on tv now are about how bad your junk smells
Iāve never been more disappointed than when I met the Swedish tahini team
They need to fire ETH right now. Donāt wait for the match to end. Do it right on the pitch
Itās funny how this was just Saturday to my family, but for me itās the day I made ridiculously good potato skins
The guys in the group chat are roasting me for not knowing about Taylorās 31-song version of the album. I donāt know how Iāll recover from this
It was unnecessary of Taylor to take Stavyās side in the divorce. She didnāt have to write a song called bugman either
Zoomers should listen to the lyrics of Give it Away. They should do a little dance and then drink a little water. They should get what I got put in them, which Iāll admit is vague and cryptic as far as lyrics go but we can parse that another time
If you love missing the first couple pitches of every inning, boy do the folks at nesn have an app for you!
The main takeaway from Edward Scissorhands for the average American was, āwish my street looked like thatā
The main takeaway from Edward Scissorhands for the average American was, āwish my street looked like thatā
Donāt write the date at all. Be timeless
We clearly need to teach time management skills in school if young ones canāt find time for their daily karate practice in the woods or HALO sessions
When youāre eclipsed by your wife and daughter
BONES before the show, ice cold fatties on the way out
BONES before the show, ice cold fatties on the way out
I like watching media darlings lose almost as much as I enjoy sports in general
no doubt @selontheweb
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lydia tƔr @justacoverband
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Hube, the Lover (tomb.. @hubestyle
900 Followers 2K Following 27 of years. Emerson class 2019. Culturally, historically or aesthetically significant.
Maddie (ghosts are re.. @Picklemaddierix
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š°š©š¦šŖš¢ .. @occultomundi
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its legal for you to .. @porksweats1
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julie @h0mmelette
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rye @DopeyMcGeee
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pornography jr @psionic_warrior
387 Followers 388 Following chalkzone fandom mom icon by @brookykong64 he/him
DĪĪ TE @steelydante
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Serge Gainsbourg @BKWelles
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wonka immersive exper.. @PublicChaffinch
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Vinyl Pilot Truths @decoyrobot
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Steady the Squirrel @Steady_Squirrel
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luc @Spacedrake1
212 Followers 447 Following 5th Gundam Meister of Celestial Being 3D artist he/him, communist @lucilfer.bsky.social
Edward Odell @edwardodell
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Charles Yarbrough @Yar3210Charles
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Kyla Breitbart @BreitbartK11586
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Ella š¤Ŗ @Ella__H86
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Anna Laura magalhaes @LizAnnSonderc
268 Followers 7K Following Te monstro como funciona o Mercado financeiro e ainda trago dicas de investimentos! pƵe tambĆ©m umas viagens aĆ na conta. Forbes Under 30 / TEDx speaker
Trudie Dischner @DischnerTr16890
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Danna š @Danna__K74
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Porsche Lenehan @LenehPorsch
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Alisa Shilt @AlisaShilt57559
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Lucy Hotek @lu_hotek
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Tawanda Waybright @tawa_waybri
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UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1
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christoph @christoph0226
671 Followers 1K Following One wrong step makes a thousand mistakes, destroying the principles of a thousand paths.
idiotboyforever @idiotboyforever
29 Followers 49 Following voted "most made wrong" at Brookside Elementary class of '08 main: @tasnyx
Jaqueline Inkavesvani.. @inkavesvan10674
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ancient combat @ancientcombat
182 Followers 493 Following
maude š @sheisartmoney
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Gligar @itsgligar
359 Followers 4K Following Passionate crypto enthusiast š | Exploring the blockchain revolution | #Bitcoin #Ethereum #DeFi | Marketing maverick āØ | Building bridges between tech and user
zack @dicemanc0meth
105 Followers 374 Following i think i've got a feeling i lost inside / alt for @count_ecstasy
Iguanodon Protection .. @Morelaak
392 Followers 1K Following ey, you gotta real nice clutch of eggs set up here, be a shame if anything happened to it. damnable commie // ACAB // BLM // 35 bi he/him/them // āāā
Luna šššš.. @KissMyAsthma59
8K Followers 8K Following I love hugh laurie and chocolate but I'd die for chocolate on hugh laurie
Braixenmon @braixenmon
235 Followers 2K Following 18+ #pronouns: whatever makes you happy š¶ š I post #findom (transition cost$ š°š) #girly #goth #kawaii #femboy #BoysWillBeGirls #traphentai #music #songs
horrowfide @horrowlemur
196 Followers 238 Following book seller, book collector, lemur enjoyer, enigma. #NUFC fan for over 40 years. vegan š± but not a dick about it. he/him
kyle @meteormajeure
662 Followers 399 Following the thing about huckleberries is, once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned.
Save Democracy @StopPeterThiel
511 Followers 4K Following #VoteBlue2024 Stop Billionaires From Stealing Democracy - Eyes on you: Murdoch, Putin,MBS,Thiel, Koch, Mercer, Musk, Zuck, Bezos, Crow, Lutnick, Griffin etc...
Amy @Amy91501323
4 Followers 41 Following
ludo @draculafearsme
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Lebron James MD, MPH,.. @justsomeguyloI
2K Followers 1K Following still in my bag like the fries at the bottom
The Original Rizzinat.. @breccon
944 Followers 5K Following ā. He/him/they/them. Mostly trying to raise some kids to make this place better. Husband. Soccer. Plants. Poetry. Basketball. Thalassophile.
im just bob @2bob2praxis
965 Followers 2K Following co-host of @Idiot_BoxPod. chairman of @beaumontspurs. problematic podcast guy, never been to Prague. #COYS
Dylan Melvin @DylanMelvinGnG
32 Followers 435 Following
random picture bot @randompixbot
62 Followers 580 Following a shitty (but inspirational) random picture bot that tweets every hour
no doubt @selontheweb
7K Followers 2K Following
lydia tƔr @justacoverband
2K Followers 2K Following elle | sharing a brain with @spliffinjimmy | šµšøā¤ļø | alt @maoistferengi
Hube, the Lover (tomb.. @hubestyle
900 Followers 2K Following 27 of years. Emerson class 2019. Culturally, historically or aesthetically significant.
Maddie (ghosts are re.. @Picklemaddierix
1K Followers 820 Following OFFICAL account of a cool and cute transgender girl. simpsons female. 'the Misato of twitter' she/her
š°š©š¦šŖš¢ .. @occultomundi
846 Followers 814 Following i've been other things; so have you he)him
its legal for you to .. @porksweats1
9K Followers 7K Following juris doctorate in himbology, the postman (1997) enthusiast, certified wife guy, dont be weird in replies about my cat want to know the rest? buy the rights
julie @h0mmelette
4K Followers 1K Following Well, well; these long calms have a morbid effect on the mind, Iāve often heard,
rye @DopeyMcGeee
3K Followers 2K Following flying burrito brother. coca cola cowboy. posting professional.
pornography jr @psionic_warrior
387 Followers 388 Following chalkzone fandom mom icon by @brookykong64 he/him
DĪĪ TE @steelydante
8K Followers 2K Following i don't read books, i prefer good literary criticism | he/they/she | @paul_posts
Serge Gainsbourg @BKWelles
6K Followers 2K Following This Nation's Saving Grace / Alt - @ChuckHighway
wonka immersive exper.. @PublicChaffinch
2K Followers 929 Following i think, therefore i post. she/her. [email protected] https://t.co/y1Ct2rnmLM
Vinyl Pilot Truths @decoyrobot
2K Followers 967 Following My name is Gray. A searcher. I do love that money.
Steady the Squirrel @Steady_Squirrel
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luc @Spacedrake1
212 Followers 447 Following 5th Gundam Meister of Celestial Being 3D artist he/him, communist @lucilfer.bsky.social
Great British Getty I.. @shitbritishpics
61K Followers 394 Following History, PR stunts, and more from the Getty Images treasure trove. Kudos to everyone featured, esp. photographers āļøš„š· Captions taken from Getty. Blame them.
Zach Schonfeld @zzzzaaaacccchhh
12K Followers 1K Following Freelance writer and editor. Contributor to Pitchfork, Paste, Vulture, etc. Author of two books. Still sitting in a room. Email: [email protected].
yoshimi battles the p.. @nise_yoshimi
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Jake Yasi @jake_yasi
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UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1
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National Society of F.. @NatSocFilmCrix
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Richard Brody @tnyfrontrow
68K Followers 4K Following I am the movies editor for Goings On About Town and the author of āEverything Is Cinema: The Working Life of Jean-Luc Godard.ā
ancient combat @ancientcombat
182 Followers 493 Following
maude š @sheisartmoney
40K Followers 25K Following abstract painter ā¢ collage artist Be-bop ā¢ Dada ā¢ Pyramids ā¢ š±plant stuff š¦ love and mercy #LongCovidRuins
The Devil's DNA @TheDevilsDNA
21K Followers 1K Following Run by: @VarunTheV / āļø[email protected] / Tactical Analysis / #MUFC /āļø: Analytics FC, Goalkeeper xG, UtdDistrict / šļø: @GetFootballEU Tactics Podcast
Rob Dawson @RobDawsonESPN
208K Followers 972 Following @ManUtd and @ManCity correspondent @ESPN @ESPNFC | Instagram https://t.co/n4r44ToW5w | Views are mine.
Phish: From The Road @Phish_FTR
96K Followers 11 Following Official From The Road updates from Phish Tour. setlists, photos, videos and more...
Emma Berquist @eeberquist
40K Followers 1K Following Author, leftist, final girl. DEVILS UNTO DUST and MISSING, PRESUMED DEAD from Greenwillow/HarperCollins
zack @dicemanc0meth
105 Followers 374 Following i think i've got a feeling i lost inside / alt for @count_ecstasy
Luna šššš.. @KissMyAsthma59
8K Followers 8K Following I love hugh laurie and chocolate but I'd die for chocolate on hugh laurie
horrowfide @horrowlemur
196 Followers 238 Following book seller, book collector, lemur enjoyer, enigma. #NUFC fan for over 40 years. vegan š± but not a dick about it. he/him
kyle @meteormajeure
662 Followers 399 Following the thing about huckleberries is, once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned.
ACABylon Bee @ACABylonBee
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centredevils. @centredevils
423K Followers 114 Following š² An all-round coverage of Manchester United.
Lebron James MD, MPH,.. @justsomeguyloI
2K Followers 1K Following still in my bag like the fries at the bottom
The Original Rizzinat.. @breccon
944 Followers 5K Following ā. He/him/they/them. Mostly trying to raise some kids to make this place better. Husband. Soccer. Plants. Poetry. Basketball. Thalassophile.
Father Bangladesh (Be.. @MasterofBuns
290 Followers 511 Following If youāre here, youāre an idiot.
LibƩration @libe
3.5M Followers 300 Following šø Bienvenue sur la page du journal LibĆ©ration šø Abonnez-vous : https://t.co/0Yq00EKViF
marcus @arsedustigr
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Iām only passingly familiar with the music of Dua Lipa but I listened to an interview with her and sheās got a good head on her shoulders and her heartās in the right place.
Hung out with @occultomundi and grabbed lunch and had a good time š!!!!!
damn . they werenāt lying when they said Gravityās Rainbow confusing as hell
I laugh every time the broadcast cuts to the Leafs fans standing outside watching their team get pummeled. Itās my favorite yearly playoff tradition.
NICE TRY LOUIS VUITTON THAT IS A WEIMARANER DOG IT IS NOT A WOMAN you can take my word for it or learn it the hard way, as I have
@postinglegend Got word from Langley and we a team in motion
Here lads. I'm reading Gravity's Rainbow - what's he on about???? šššš #books
This would have solved alot of the problems faced by our hero's in mad men
BREAKING: The FTC just banned non-compete agreements. The Federal Trade Commission has issued a final rule making it illegal for bosses to make workers sign noncompetes in any scenario, and voiding nearly all existing noncompetes. This is a game changer for American workers.
saturday night fever
Went to see On the Waterfront on the big screen yesterday. It helped reinforce in me the not-original idea that it is one of the quintessential american movies - so moving, and yet morally despicable.
walking up to the counter at chipotle to order a second burrito when I can already feel the diarrhea from the first brewing inside me
No, baby, those are flowersš·
The Brooklyn Botanic Garden rocks
I think if you let annoying people online ruin things you enjoy, you should just turn the computer off
Weāre loving Shogun but we only watch one at a time because we canāt go any longer than that before we need to look at our phones. Shogun requires full attention
That scene he's referring to as "Eustache's judgement" is obviously the perspective of a constructed character (who may be based strongly off someone or some dialogue Eustache had with someone else) but I think cosigning it as his own actual viewpoint is dumb
since HVAC systems have improved so much, we should allow smoking in bars again
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