Parker 🦅 @poxcord

🪐🌩 @rndex_app rndex.carrd.co Rocket City Joined December 2012

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deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight

2 months ago

i can’t stop throwing up i think someone spiked my 9 beers, 4 hot dogs, 6 smoked ribs, 1 brisket sandwhich, 8 slices of watermelon, 3 cupcakes, and 4 chocolate chip cookies i don’t know

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Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz

3 months ago

Hey man, you were asleep for a while. Don’t worry, it’s still Tuesday. But it’s 40,000 P.M.

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carter hambley @carterhambley

4 months ago

[tied to the railroad tracks] haha hear that you fucking idiot? that’s the rescue train

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lea @bigfatmoosepssy

5 years ago

@erinmartina @emokendallroy When God sings with his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir?

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Out of Context Simpsons Couch Gags @OOCCouchGags

7 months ago

cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic

7 months ago

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evil isaac @almostcaasi

9 months ago

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boston @boston_leee

9 months ago

can’t sleep, up late crunching some numbers

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☕🐓 @khanandpolo

a year ago

Just made 1 william dollars

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ًً @RellyCooper

9 months ago

confronted my uncle tonight about why he keep putting his hands on my aunt and told him come put his hands on me like that. just now waking up from that won't be doing that again moving forward

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Parker 🦅 @poxcord

10 months ago

Wordle 1,243 3/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 @MattK1070

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Ron Iver @ronnui_

11 months ago

CLEANING TIP- When cleaning windows or other glass products, you can apply orange juice to particularly grimy spots. This does not work however.

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ຸ @cha0s3x

11 months ago

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Katt Willferrell Bithday @KattWillFerrell

11 years ago

hell yeah benihana up in this bitch

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James Medlock @jdcmedlock

a year ago

The DNC is gonna go wild when this man shows up and gives a speech on proper dishwasher usage and the importance of awnings and heat pumps

Ford News @FordJohnathan5

a year ago

The DNC is gonna go wild when this man shows up and gives a speech on proper dishwasher usage and the importance of awnings and heat pumps https://t.co/mnVmWConeP