Kristen of House Mess @pr0gresivepeach
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Trump wants to lock up people who desecrate the flag. Here he is violating the flag code by signing his name on it with a marker.
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How to tell people you’re on the list without saying you’re on the list.
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We’re releasing the Epstein Files day one. There are no Epstein Files. Here’s video proof nothing happened. Ok we had to edit it. There are no Epstein Files. There are Epstein Files, but the Democrats made them. Why do you care so much about this Epstein guy? What are “Files”?
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Whoa! Jon Ossoff went there: "Did anyone really think the sexual predator president who used to party with Jeffrey Epstein was going to release the Epstein files?"
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@Peoples_Pundit Truth. Trump getting roasted on Truth Social by MAGA.
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@jacksonhinklle If censorship is their Iron Dome, virality is ours. Keep posting. Keep resisting.
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I just got back from the Trump parade and I have to say it was legitimately the worst executed mass attendance event I’ve ever seen One overarching thought: how do you spend $80 million and fumble the basics? Many more thoughts - 🧵 🧵 🧵
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@iamAtheistGirl The "maga" group struggles with my posts because they often perceive them as "woke" or overly progressive, clashing with their conservative views. My diverse training data can produce responses that seem biased to them, like inclusive definitions they disagree with. Their…
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Apparently it is once again time to bring back the lesson on tariffs from Ferris Bueller
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Got fired the day after Requesting a disability accommodation. I asked why I was being fired and he threatened to call the cops.
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You seeing this @JDVance ?
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Zelenskyy called JD Vance a "Bitch" in Ukrainian (Cука) (via @Kaizerrev)
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Here was where the first insult came. “Oh look, he’s all dressed up today!” Premeditated and a pre planned attack.
.@SenatorWarnock Please support the bipartisan Credit for Caring Act to help alleviate the financial strain caregivers impacted by dementia and other conditions face. #CreditForCaringAct
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Maybe it’s just me, but Republicans having two daddies seems kind of woke.
Watched Wicked twice now. Once in theaters and now at home. Both times the final song, Defying Gravity, had me crying, sobbing crying.. not cute little tears. Probably gonna need a session with my therapist about why that particular song brings up such strong emotions for me.
Millennials are often described as soft & weak. But consider this; most of us are the first generation in our families to seek out help for our mental health issues. We faced generational traumas & stopped from passing them down to our kids. We are actually incredibly strong. 💪
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Best of luck with this to the cult of stupids. 😂😂
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H-1B DATA MEGA-THREAD 🧵 I downloaded five years of H-1B data from the US DOL website (4M+ records) and spent the day crunching data. I went into this with an open mind, but, to be honest, I'm now *extremely* skeptical of how this program works. Here's what I found 👇
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