Got a job offer today and I'm waiting for my background check to clear.... I can't stop refreshing my email in the hopes that the onboarding paperwork will show up faster
It is officially 3 degrees warmer in my office than it is outside.
My office is cold but damn, talk about a good excuse to go outside and get some sunshine.
Daaaaamn my cats are seriously on some bullshit today. Apparently they're having a contest to see who can knock the most stuff off the top of furniture.
Gotta love how I can have side pain for ages from kidney stones and after two doses of Chanca Piedra, the pain goes away completely.
Can't wait to pass the damn things, I've passed 4mm stones without feeling anything besides pressure.
**Reminder: The National Alert Test is Tomorrow**
On October 4th at 1:20 (CT), FEMA (the Federal Emergency Management Agency) is conducting a nationwide test of the Wireless Emergency Alert System. Cell towers will broadcast the alert for 30 minutes and you may receive the test…
Slept through an appointment I had with a sleep center today and can I just say that they were the nicest people ever when I admitted that?
Turns out that they take a note and then wipe the no call no show fee off your books, and then tell you they're glad you're there.
Shout out to @TheEmilyDBaker for inspiring me to read up on my ADHD. As a result, my partner and I realized last night he's got ADHD as well last night. 🤣 no wonder why he gets me so well
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