》 ɴᴇᴜᴛʀᴀʟ ꜱᴇɴᴛʀʏ 《 @practicalproblm

"The ceiling is broken? No worries then, I am pretty sure I can fix that. Pretty, pretty sure. Uh. Not *that* good at woodworking, mind you, but it'll fix."

// reading through the tl and I've decided THERE IS NO BRAINCELL ON NEU TEAM

I haven't left the workshop in several weeks, um, is everything still okay? Everyone still alive? Just– just shout up if you're alive, thanks.

// since Wesley is a *tiiiiiny little bit* based off of Wheatley Portal 2, will I get my muse for him back by playing Portal 2 again? only time will tell

// I just had the idea of Wesley putting stickers on his buildings that're like "Well Done!" and "Good Job!" because they're working well And also putting stickers on his prosthetic arm agshdjjs (Also don't ask me why I'm awake at 5:50 AM I'm going back to sleep I promise)

Guess who's unusually happy today? This guy!! It's his birthday today, so absolutely nothing can go wrong!! He's even wearing a party hat. He doesn't even expect anything from his teammates, just to have a fun day!

// everyone say "happy birthday wesley" because this dummy has probably forgotten that he even has one

// FUCK I JUST REALISED WESLEY'S BIRTHDAY IS IN TWO DAYS UHHHHHHH

// I logged into discord for one reason and one reason only today:

"Well, I won't agree or disagree on that—" Said as he simply reaches up and takes the item from the shelf, beaming a smile as he hands it down. "—but, uh, helping each other out is what friends and, y'know, teammates like us should be doing, eh?"

Ａｌｏｉｓ ＆ Ｉｓａａｃ @burning_wards

6 years ago

"Well, I won't agree or disagree on that—" Said as he simply reaches up and takes the item from the shelf, beaming a smile as he hands it down. "—but, uh, helping each other out is what friends and, y'know, teammates like us should be doing, eh?"

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// everyone in the TF2 verse is tall except for like 3 people

"Need, uh, need a hand there, mate?" Wesley's pretty sure he can reach whatever it is the little guy's trying to reach, but he'd rather make sure first.

Ａｌｏｉｓ ＆ Ｉｓａａｃ @burning_wards

6 years ago

"Need, uh, need a hand there, mate?" Wesley's pretty sure he can reach whatever it is the little guy's trying to reach, but he'd rather make sure first.

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// 🥺

Ａｌｏｉｓ ＆ Ｉｓａａｃ @burning_wards

6 years ago

// 🥺 https://t.co/YaiohtXP12

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// all you hear is silence before the THWACK of a baseball bat connecting to kneecaps in the distance

"Oh! It's no trouble, really, but- but uh, thank you." He flashes a softer smile and a nod of the head, leaning against the counter while waiting for the kettle to boil. "At least I had a reason to be up, I 'spose. Bloody machines, can't leave 'em alone for a second!"

// You'd better be. Take it easy, okay?

// OH MY GOD PLEASE SLEEP??? OH MY GOD

// s i r do I have to revoke your kneecap rights