Midwest Mess @prek_teach
Preschool Teacher • Sports Enthusiast • Reality TV Junkie • Cancer Survivor • Pathological People Pleaser Kansas, USA Joined September 2014-
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The Knot is running a special to celebrate the Tayvis engagement so thanks to Tay and Trav for helping us save 26% on our wedding invitations. 🥰
you want me to work? taylor swift just told the world she is engaged to be married and you want me to work?
Spent over $80 during the @OldNavy active wear sale last weekend, but I forgot that I never changed my address on my account so it go delivered to my old apartment. 😩
One of my students told his mom he wanted to bring me flowers for my birthday so they picked some from their garden and brought them in. But they were had ants on them and now there’s ants all over my classroom.
I’ve always gotten along with my future MIL, but planning our wedding with her around is driving me insane. She wants so badly to be helpful, but she isn’t really taking into account our vision or budget and she’s focusing on the completely wrong things.
Had a panic attack at work today so things are going just great over here 👍🏻
Send me some positive vibes for this school year because every time I talk to the other teachers about the group I’m getting they all say, “Good luck. I’ll pray for you.” But I really NEED this group to be better than last year’s or I’m not gonna make it. 😩
I have my first dress fitting today and I’m nervous. My dress is gorgeous, but I don’t love the way it fits and I just want to feel good in my dress on my wedding day.
We had a cute little day date today. We picked out our wedding bands, had sushi for lunch and then got ice cream.
I really think it might be time to get out of childcare. The burnout is real. This has been the summer from hell. I keep telling myself that I just have to make it a few more weeks and then I’ll get a new group of students, but idk if it will be any better.
Very annoyed because last time I went for a pedicure I specifically clarified several times that I wanted regular polish, NOT gel. I just tried to take the polish off and it’s definitely gel polish.
Catching up on #TheValley and I never thought I’d relate to Kristen Doute, but when she said, “I’m running out of f*cks to give” I felt that in my soul.
Now I’m having about our processional music. The song I was going to walk down the aisle to would also make a good first dance song. I could use the instrumental version as I walk down the aisle and then use the lyrical version as our first dance song. Cute or too repetitive?
Wedding planning has been more stressful than fun lately so today I decided to do something fun and work on figuring out some of our music. I figured out our processional songs and I’m super excited about them, but my fiancé is not feeling well and couldn’t care less.

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