Steven Hartzel @proxy23

Saint Paul, MN Joined August 2009

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one pissed off Polack @1pissedPolack

7 years ago

I don’t ask for retweets, I’m making an exception. Since the FBI was forbidden from contacting Safeway about Mark Judge. Let’s do the work for them. Somewhere there’s a person who worked with Judge at the Potomac Safeway in 1982. Please retweet and let’s see if we can find them.

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Maya @themayannn

7 years ago

I seldom apologize in emails. Alternatives: - Thanks for flagging! - Good catch - I will make the updates/changes. - Many thanks for noticing the error, [name], we will [verb] - Thank you for bringing this to our attention. We will [verb] Stop over-apologizing at work.

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Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji

7 years ago

That jolt you sometimes feel as you're falling asleep? That startles you awake and causes your heart to race? That's your skeleton trying to escape your body. One day it will succeed

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Edan Clay 🇺🇸 @EdanClay

7 years ago

I can hate Omarosa and also love watching her destroy @realDonaldTrump at the same time. It's like watching a spider eat a hornet.

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God @TheTweetOfGod

7 years ago

It’s going to get much, much, much, much worse.

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Beckett @BeckettMufson

7 years ago

Might as well face it, we're addicted to memes bit.ly/2v0bR6H

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The Sparrow Project @sparrowmedia

7 years ago

A sobering reminder that the 12 Russians indicted today may never see a day of incarceration for attempting to interfere with the 2016 election. While Reality Winner, who revealed to reporters their 2016 attempt to subvert voter software, has remained in jail ever since.

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Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji

7 years ago

Do, a deer, a female deer Ray, a drop of golden sun Me, Neil deGrasse Tyson here to say that since light behaves as both a wave and a particle, the second line of this song is wildly reductive

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Quite Interesting @qikipedia

7 years ago

Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life. - TERRY PRATCHETT

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Carina @carinaamiaa

7 years ago

Today I found a Facebook page that photoshops dog faces into food and let me tell you, I have not been disappointed.

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Marlee Matlin @MarleeMatlin

7 years ago

Yanni or Laurel? Don't ask me. I can't hear sh*t

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Olly Moss @ollymoss

7 years ago

I found the original concept art for twitter.

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Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker

7 years ago

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christian @nopoweradeinusa

7 years ago

just poured out some chips onto a plate to make nachos then realized I didn't have cheese and then realized I didn't have salsa, so I just ate some fucking plain corn chips off a plate like a fucking idiot