🐝🐸Alex Rene🦉🦊 @pseudonym404

Damn back to back bad news: my nose bone is too close to my skin to support a bridge and the frenulum is too delicate to support a smiley for more than a year in most cases ✌️😔

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🐝🐸Alex Rene🦉🦊 @pseudonym404

3 years ago

"if you're having a (work order) emergency, please call this number!" Pick up the goddamn phone if you're going to classify it as a fucking emergency line.

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🐝🐸Alex Rene🦉🦊 @pseudonym404

3 years ago

Dads be like: I'm going to uncritically consume media and introduce it to you then be surprised when you're a leftist

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🐝🐸Alex Rene🦉🦊 @pseudonym404

3 years ago

Rankedddd twitch.tv/pseudonym_404

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Some people will take their reactive dogs out and be like "I'm doing nothing to solve the problem of my animal being aggressive to the other animals I somehow didn't predict to be here, in a public place, where I also choose to take my dogs"

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🐝🐸Alex Rene🦉🦊 @pseudonym404

3 years ago

Okay a) "manners" are like by and large bad when you consider the connotation but like b) when relatives say "learn some manners!" (esp your parents) it's like BRO YOURE SUPPOSED TO TEACH THEM TO US NOT JUST EXPECT US TO HAVE THEM

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🐝🐸Alex Rene🦉🦊 @pseudonym404

3 years ago

Will never stop being angry about overdraft fees.

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Conservative Self-Owns @ConSelfOwns

3 years ago

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zoe ⭑ @scenedoII

3 years ago

why does rick and morty have such a fucking chokehold on smoke shops everywhere and how can we make it hello kitty instead

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🐝🐸Alex Rene🦉🦊 @pseudonym404

3 years ago

My bank account is negative again yay

🐝🐸Alex Rene🦉🦊 @pseudonym404

3 years ago

My bank account is negative again yay

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🐝🐸Alex Rene🦉🦊 @pseudonym404

3 years ago

Tentatively entering the "is it over?" phase again and I'm so fucking braindead. I just want to feel safe in my own home. I can't believe that's been so hard.