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Ooooo. Going away this weekend. Gotta remember to trim my eyebrows and nose hairs.
Am I the only guy tonight who wants to sit on this beach and yearn?
Have you ever eaten a whole jar of honey and then crapped a swarm of bees? Just me? #ishoneytheeggsofbees #xfiles #iwanttobeelieve
“Ah! I know what the kids are into these days,” I say because I read those pleasantly bemused New Yorker articles.
My favorite beers are miller high life and grain belt premium.
Most camping is just hanging out in a parking lot that has a lot of trees.
I spent a lot of my childhood jealous of the swimming abilities people with webbed hands and feet must have. #waterworld
There are a lot of things in this ad that perturb me. Can you find them all?
At 31, I suddenly, for the first time in my life, felt my age. It felt like a ziplock bag of clam chowder.
I don’t know why things in my generation turned to total shit, but I can tell you the shit began around the time people started wearing novelty T-shirts that said stuff like, “I do what the voices in my head tell me” and “I see dumb people.”
Blizzard in Minneapolis this weekend. Accurate depiction of my behavior when snowed in:
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