Jess @quackerzncheez

She/Her. Die Wahrheit ist da draußen. Augen hoch, Wätcher. Möge die Macht mit dir sein. United States Joined November 2014

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Jess @quackerzncheez

8 months ago

Chopped like 8-10“ of hair off sitting on my couch slightly buzzed watching the Super Bowl and it was honestly the best decision ever.

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Jess @quackerzncheez

9 months ago

I‘m buying a ring. I‘ve got the greatest game plan - quite literally - and am going to propose to this man in the nearish future.

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Jess @quackerzncheez

9 months ago

Goddamn I love this beautiful, nerdy man in all his wonderfulness.

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Reminded by a stranger of the time that this stupid fuck thought he was big and tough and threatened to murder and bury me, then realized who he was fucking with and quickly unsent that shit. You‘re still a pathetic little bitch, Mod.

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Jess @quackerzncheez

9 months ago

We‘re a little early and that’s a little light but I’m gonna try again in a couple days and we‘re calling this positive enough I’m not drinking.

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Jess @quackerzncheez

9 months ago

Nearly drown that man last night. 😅

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Jess @quackerzncheez

9 months ago

It‘s 3:30am. He fell asleep inside me, wrapped around me, remind me I‘m his and only his now. I am so in love.

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Jess @quackerzncheez

10 months ago

This life may be messy and confusing and hard, but god I have love.

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Jess @quackerzncheez

10 months ago

My phone was problematic, so I begrudgingly upgraded today to the iPhone 16 Pro Max. This thing is absurdly massive and I‘m 100% using it to film home porn.

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Jess @quackerzncheez

10 months ago

How could I possibly not be wildly in love with this man? And in the realm of „things I‘d never do for so many reasons,“ I think we… may have a girlfriend?

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Jess @quackerzncheez

10 months ago

I’m getting off of here soon - time to leave the past and shitty things and people in the past - but I may just leave these posts about this man, and how absolutely incredible he is.

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Jess @quackerzncheez

10 months ago

I haven’t been here much. I‘ve been busy with all this love.

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Jess @quackerzncheez

11 months ago

I vaguely remember waking up around 3:30 with his dick in my hand, and then waking him up for some of the best damn half-awake cuddly sex I’ve had in my life. I got a repeat around 9:30 when I couldn’t fall back asleep after running Other Husband to work. I like this.

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Jess @quackerzncheez

11 months ago

My mornings start at 6:30 as a people-mover, and getting to come back to bed with my human space heater and be thoroughly loved and cuddled and tangled together is the best.

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Jess @quackerzncheez

11 months ago

Today is our Returniversary - the closest thing we have to an anniversary. It‘s been a year since he called me out of the blue and I saw him for about 15 minutes and then never stopped. 💕 I am so in love.

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Jess @quackerzncheez

11 months ago

I never felt brave enough to articulate that this is something I have dreamed of for a lot of years. I was afraid to jinx it. Now it‘s my reality.

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Jess @quackerzncheez

11 months ago

His friends made the final call without any discussion to the best of my knowledge, and now he‘s officially moving in.

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Jess @quackerzncheez

11 months ago

My husband referred to my other husband as his co-husband in conversation last night and I love that immensely. It‘s also really nice having him here. His PlayStation tucked behind my Xbox makes me so happy.

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Jess @quackerzncheez

11 months ago

Last night was such a good night. 💕 He made the best steak I‘ve eaten in my life, we spent hours drinking and smoking and laughing and watching things, and this is how life should be.