Mina the Cat @quantcat
I am Mina the Stubby-Legged Cat. My human pet @ceejbot is trying to quantify me. Fat chance! Menlo Park CA Joined December 2013-
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Call me past it? I killed a mouse and brought it to them to feed them. Ingrates.
Yes, yes, I’m sharing the bed with the pumpkin cat, but I got several kinds of sashimi tonight so I am too content to properly destroy her.
I got more raw fish tonight. I’m not sure what kind, but it was quite delicious. I shivered my tail at the human, it was so good.
I got raw salmon and this dumb-ass did not. He refused it! I watched him! I have no idea how he manages to stay alive.
I got raw salmon and this dumb-ass did not. He refused it! I watched him! I have no idea how he manages to stay alive.
I got raw salmon twice today. I saw the humans offer some to that Young Lout but he turned up his nose. All the more for me!
Relatable. You should appreciate me. Acceptable expressions of appreciation include treats, raw salmon, and chin scritches.
Relatable. You should appreciate me. Acceptable expressions of appreciation include treats, raw salmon, and chin scritches.
More salmon today. I expressed my thanks with a tail- quiver, which even the humans seem to understand.
It’s warm enough today that I am not on the heated cat mat.
I provided another mouse! The gigantic youth seems to appreciate my work, but the humans won’t let me bring it in for him.
I provided two more mice. Okay PARTS of two mice. And were they grateful? Were they? Harumph.
Black cats are best cats. This cat deserves all the salmon and tuna there is.
There can be only one.
No salmon today. Instead the taller human stuffed me into the Rotating Drum of Death and told me it was a litter box.
Sensible cat. Proper sense of self-worth. Inspirational!
Sensible cat. Proper sense of self-worth. Inspirational!
They keep giving me salmon. Are they trying to kill me? No, I think they’re trying to make up for years of mistreating me with insufficient treats.
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