Brett Ramey @rameybrett5

Steve Jobs mixed with Steve Austin https://t.co/IeMbMbrC6p South Omaha Joined December 2013

Tweets

4K
Followers

316
Following

320
Likes

8K

Brett Ramey @rameybrett5

3 months ago

I’m embarrassed by how long it’s been since I’ve felt the rush of seeing one of the American Pickers successfully bamboozle somebody’s grandpa out of an antique in his barn

0 0 0 137 0

Brett Ramey @rameybrett5

5 months ago

I can’t believe I’m 32 years old and I can’t play the banjo

0 0 0 159 0

Brett Ramey @rameybrett5

8 months ago

I’m not a conspiracy theorist but I have a hard time believing that EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting..

0 0 1 251 0

Brett Ramey @rameybrett5

a year ago

“Can I get the country skillet with bacon, white toast, and eggs over eas-OHMYGOD”

0 0 3 559 0

Download Image

Brett Ramey @rameybrett5

a year ago

This has gotta be Kyle Rittenhouse’s 9/11

0 0 0 181 0

Brett Ramey @rameybrett5

a year ago

Hard to trust a bro with transition lenses in his glasses

0 0 0 145 0

Brett Ramey @rameybrett5

a year ago

Absolute hall of fame pour at the water fountain today #CantTeachIt

0 0 0 222 0

Download Image

Brett Ramey @rameybrett5

a year ago

Presidential debate drinking game: Take a shot everytime you realize “holy fuck these are our options for the next four years”

0 0 0 175 0

Brett Ramey @rameybrett5

a year ago

Hyvee Gas has $1 FourLokos if anybody needs a felony

0 0 3 1K 0

Brett Ramey @rameybrett5

2 years ago

“I don’t know man, I think John Smoltz does a pretty good job broadcasting games” -guy who thinks January 6th was a misunderstanding

0 0 1 1K 0

Brett Ramey @rameybrett5

2 years ago

I have yet to find a speaker that can play this song as loud as my soul needs

0 0 2 898 0

Download Image

Brett Ramey @rameybrett5

3 years ago

If you are a stranger, and another stranger greets you with a “how’s it goin?” and you proceed to tell them legitimately how it is going… you’re a dick

0 0 2 0 0

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: The front office is aware of the choices made by our QB entering today’s game. These actions do not reflect the values of the franchise. Kyler will be in the GM’s office first thing Monday morning to discuss the future of Kibbles N Vicks moving forward.