Joey Mastroieni @rat_rant
Master of Disaster Joined January 2013-
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SIMBA is the best smash god of all time! #realrolls
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"Weird Al" Yankovic finished elementary school two years early, was valedictorian of his high school, and earned a degree in architecture.
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The desire to lie, cheat and steal is increased when you get less than 8 hours of sleep.
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Female kangaroos actually have 3 vaginas.
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It's possible for humans to overdose and die from chocolate the same way dogs and cats can.
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Hey teenagers with boxers on under your bathing suits, you look like a bunch of insecure pussies.
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i just woke up.. Good Morning to all my fans.... and a fucked up shitty day to anyone who don't like me.
Justin Wong should have his own religion #Justinwong
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