Locke @repeatedfails
bear fan || Die Hard fan || very edgy account, my edgiest yet spacejam.com/1996/ Balmora Joined March 2023-
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Lady Deathstrike
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Once again the weather channel has lied to me about thunderstorms today I can't express my anger
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“Uhhh, yeah I just didn’t work for 12 years.”
“Uhhh, yeah I just didn’t work for 12 years.” https://t.co/gTTacAvPgB
When my job interviewer asks why there is a twelve year gap in my work history
I attached rockets to the back of my bicycle and they accidentally launched me through the third floor windows of a federal building
I forgot what I was gonna tweet because I spilled my drink I bet it was gonna be GREAT
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@repeatedfails Just keep calm and dance. 🐻
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Ever wondered what it’s like to live in two countries at once? 🇳🇱🇧🇪 In the quirky town of Baarle, the Netherlands and Belgium share a 450 km border that doesn’t care about your address—or your front door! This borderline literally splits houses, streets, and even cafes in two.…
Wearing my skeleton costume to get my new license
Don't mind me, just watching the best horror movie of all time
My school had a wasp nest at the bottom of a slide when I was a kid I was stung to death, they should have fixed it
"A watched pot never boils" Or smokes itself 😂😂🤣🤣 Follow me for more jokes about pot
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her brother is the assassin
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