Retarded Sea Turtle @retard_turtle

Just swimmin' along at my own, slow pace. I also lyk strawberry. Joined June 2012

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Retarded Sea Turtle @retard_turtle

13 years ago

I'm an accountant

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Retarded Sea Turtle @retard_turtle

13 years ago

Fuck those frogs and there ragers.

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Retarded Sea Turtle @retard_turtle

13 years ago

That awkward moment when yur tertle poop gets stuck to yo shell. #Tertleproblems

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Retarded Sea Turtle @retard_turtle

13 years ago

be lyke a tuertle, just ease out of yer shel #pussies

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Retarded Sea Turtle @retard_turtle

13 years ago

a turtle only travels when he stix his neck out #growsomeballs bitchez

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Retarded Sea Turtle @retard_turtle

13 years ago

Squirtle is muh niggggggggaaahh

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Retarded Sea Turtle @retard_turtle

13 years ago

I play wit muhself buh chasing werms. #toofast

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Retarded Sea Turtle @retard_turtle

13 years ago

#Tertlejizz

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Retarded Sea Turtle @retard_turtle

13 years ago

Tortoises=a warm wet place to "turtle off"

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Retarded Sea Turtle @retard_turtle

13 years ago

It sucks when you shyt in yo shell #fuck

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Retarded Sea Turtle @retard_turtle

13 years ago

Wait..I dunt even have a paynis... #retardedtertleproblemz

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Retarded Sea Turtle @retard_turtle

13 years ago

I'm Harder than muh shell. Shuldnt have watched that documentery un salmun mating. #arousedtertle

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Retarded Sea Turtle @retard_turtle

13 years ago

turtioses caused tha halocust #fact

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Retarded Sea Turtle @retard_turtle

13 years ago

turtiosed suk dick.

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Retarded Sea Turtle @retard_turtle

13 years ago

fuck the slowskys #directv fer dayzz

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Retarded Sea Turtle @retard_turtle

13 years ago

met another turtle, all he did was keep snappin' at me #attitudeprobs

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Retarded Sea Turtle @retard_turtle

13 years ago

Turtles love the american pie series #stiffler #chickitychinathechineseCHICKEN

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Retarded Sea Turtle @retard_turtle

13 years ago

My new neighbors are real assholes. Fuck frogs and their lilly pads

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Retarded Sea Turtle @retard_turtle

13 years ago

Havent been tweeting cause I've been stuck on this damn shell for 9 hours #turtleprobz

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Retarded Sea Turtle @retard_turtle

13 years ago

Todays the anniversary of my brother joeys death #fucktroutlines #rip

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