The Funny Llama @retardedllama2
I'm a llama. I'm hilarious Joined February 2015-
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Me: This "Fear the Walking Dead" show is really creepy. Wife: This is the Video Music Awards.
MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: An alarm clock that sounds like a dog's pre-puke warning grunts.
If Princess Peach fixed shoes for a living she's be Princess Peach Cobbler lol thanks for following
My phone autocorrects 'sex' into 'pez' in case you were wondering just how dead my pez life is.
GPS: left—left again—take another left—ur gonna want to take this left—stay left NASCAR DRIVER: why is there a gps in here
Fitness guru just tweeted "remember to breathe" and it was pure luck that I got the message in time.
Facebook's great for when you wanna see a picture or a joke you saw on Twitter four years ago
We got a notice at work that a coyote had been spotted on the fitness trail, and I was, like, "Good for him."
if i got a dollar for every time i thought about you, i would start thinking about you
A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing
If I had a bodyguard, I'm pretty sure he'd just spend most of his time sighing and saying "Don't eat that..."
here’s to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store
One day my bank account will agree with my lifestyle.
sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments
'A confident swipe of the debit card' is my favorite fantasy.
'He looks just like you' is my favorite way to tell someone that their baby is ugly.
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