Road Sage @road_rage666
Just another driver on the road of life, offering sage advice. Joined October 2015-
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I shouted "the blue Subaru with an Obama sticker left its lights on!" at Mt. Bachelor and had the *entire* hill to myself for an hour
Not bothering with a clever caption. This just deserves to be on the Internet.
I don't ever use turn signals because I consider other drivers knowing where my car is about to go is to be an invasion of privacy
When I bike I fear for my life from cars and their drivers. When I drive, I feel the same fear, but with added anger at bicyclists.
Dear drivers, sorry about all those U-turns today. I was following Google Maps. Also, I think I saw a hawk. Hawks are so mesmerizing, right?
Dear drivers, since you're not staying in the road anyway, just aim for those pumpkins. #itsametaphor
Dear driver of advanced life experience, cutting off other cars might ensure a quicker trip to the Afterlife than you planned. #cutitout
Dear drivers, rain is not a mystical sign from above. I think. Anyway, continue on as normal. Unless you're incapable. Yep, that must be it.
Dear drivers, did you know the turn signal can actually be turned on before applying the brakes? The things you learn on the Road of Life...
Dear drivers, I know the road is long and lonely, but please consider staying in one lane at a time. The highway is not a dating service.
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I can't even commit to a bumper sticker or favorite color so no thank you tattoo artists
Whenever I meet someone I think, "So nice to meet another mind reader!" and then look for a reaction from them
My favorite form of punctuation.
It's a dog's delight to bark and bite and a little bird's to sing. all the retched fly can do is shit on everything. Don't be a fly, people.
I remember the 21st night of September. Do you?
"I've been a part of a number of cults. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader."
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