Robert Adam @robertadamcmdy

Official Twitter Account for Comedian Robert Adam. robert-adam.com Los Angeles Joined May 2009

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Robert Adam @robertadamcmdy

3 years ago

The greatest trick the Devil ever played, was becoming God

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3 years ago

Any and all legal language stating “regardless of income or social standing” can now be updated to include say “unless you’re Will Smith.” @TheAcademy, @nbcsnl , @sagaftra, @MSNBC, @CNN

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If US citizens could survive without working, the essential worker could actually negotiate their income. We need to keep poverty where it is or say goodbye to the minimum wage businesses benefit from - Carnegie

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Robert Adam @robertadamcmdy

4 years ago

Muscle memory can tell ya a lot about someone. My Boss’s girlfriend spit on a hotdog before taking a bite.

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4 years ago

Public School Teachers scavenging one dollar bills for their classroom supplies is demeaning!! Originally the challenge involved a black light and dancing pole, but since money wasn’t for college it didn’t make sense. instagram.com/p/CXdxcJ9Lg_h/…

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4 years ago

Let’s turn a negative into a positive. What if Purdue Pharma worked with NRA to create a tranquilizer dart that could replace bullets? Evening news: Man took a nap today after cop accidentally fired due to an unsubstantiated fear.

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4 years ago

“A whole personality makes the attorney” Inspirational Poster Idea

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4 years ago

youtu.be/grzq60QL8Yk via @YouTube What a disappointing second coming. Yeah he walks on water, yeah he’s magic, but Jesus is a moose this time around. When ma said life ain’t fair, I had no idea it truly applies to anyone.

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4 years ago

Most undiscovered species are overlooked

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4 years ago

To be completely deceitful, I love when people say “to be honest”

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4 years ago

One dealing with new or unfamiliar circumstances can be said to be like a: “Fish outa water”- acceptable “Cat underwater” - NOT ACCEPTABLE The more you know

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4 years ago

Only when one is more off due they become moron. - Me 06/20/2021

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4 years ago

Does the KKK have a Human Resource Director?

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Robert Adam @robertadamcmdy

4 years ago

I think the "Travel Channel" identifies as a "Paranormal Channel." And, that's @travelchannel choice. #acceptance

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4 years ago

We need to accept that some people, like vomit, are just brought up that way.

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5 years ago

Oster engineers, undecided on how to label a line of kitchen products, claim to have blender identity issues.

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Robert Adam @robertadamcmdy

5 years ago

To contribute to equality I say “Let me get this LGBTQ friendly” rather than ”straight” when confirming something.

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5 years ago

Jeopardy Answer: One described this photo as igneous, sedimentary, and metamorphic. Question: What are three types of Rock? Photos that hurt your brain for 500...

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5 years ago

You say bye Don, I say Biden. Tomato tomawtoe.

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5 years ago

The Enquirer, Globe, Star, Sun, Onion, OAN, The Blaze, and Fox News are just entertainment. Thanks to empirical evidence, facts, and truth these distinctions are easily made. Appreciate the entertainment and kneel before Zod!