Robert Max Rees II WS CBS @robertmaxrees

Senior Software Engineering Manager, Product. Leadership, Whiskey Somme, Bourbon Steward, guitar. Opinions my own. He/Him. robertmaxrees.com Chico, CA, US Joined February 2008

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Robert Max Rees II WS CBS @robertmaxrees

10 months ago

when it comes time to certify the results, harris, as VP, has a unique opportunity to do something incredibly funny.

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a year ago

microplastics will be the millenial's lead.

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2 years ago

the more i see articles like aftermath.site/the-internet-i…, the more i wonder if it's time for a revision of Cunningham's Law

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Robert Max Rees II WS CBS @robertmaxrees

2 years ago

hey @FedExHelp - any reason your drivers don't actually ring the bell or knock? 2 days in a row they've left a door tag claiming they attempted delivery. they didn't. did the driver steal my package, or what?

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Robert Max Rees II WS CBS @robertmaxrees

2 years ago

where's the musky man's "ya well my submarine will come with a REAL xbox controller and door handles on the inside also. plus a microwave. in fact, it IS a microwave."

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Robert Max Rees II WS CBS @robertmaxrees

2 years ago

if that earthquake makes front page news in the ER, i'm gonna be both entirely unsurprised but still mildly disappointed. doubly so if it's above the fold.

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2 years ago

this is the correct take fwiw

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3 years ago

Blanton's is the Klon of the bourbon world.

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Robert Max Rees II WS CBS @robertmaxrees

3 years ago

people who treat every conversation as a lecture/every interaction as if they're the main character and everybody else is just a weirdo NPC are deeply, deeply weird. you're missing out on, like, learning things.

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Robert Max Rees II WS CBS @robertmaxrees

3 years ago

wait... there's porn spam on github now??? what the fuck????

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Robert Max Rees II WS CBS @robertmaxrees

3 years ago

just referred to the space between christmas and nye as "the year's taint" and to say i'm disappointed in myself is an understatement.

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3 years ago

A... gofundme.com/f/cancer-sucks…

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3 years ago

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3 years ago

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3 years ago

Ajuana is a 1x survivor who's been recently re-diagnosed with stage 4b cervical #cancer. if you can, please chip in to this #fundraiser to help ease the financial strain so she can worry about far more important things. #cancersucks #ajuanaiscool gofund.me/ec7feec8