EdgarAllen’sToe @ryansarv
Never trust a magician, they wear black eyeliner and steal money out of your ear Joined February 2015-
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Pizza time about to make chicken jockey look like a fucking joke
Pizza time about to make chicken jockey look like a fucking joke
There’s a section at barnes and noble just called “gay” and it’s 100 copies of a picture book from Billie Eilish concerts
If reading a self help book is what it takes to be happy I’d rather stay depressed.
I’ll never do ancestry.com, the only thing getting my DNA is my wife’s uterus.
A reference to a movie with a 6.0 IMDb rating cost Chris rock that slap, absolutely not worth it.
Drinking coffee before a Tottenham game gives me deadly anxiety
He’s just like me fr
When i die I want my body to be donated to science. But more specifically, a scientist who is working on bringing dead guys back to life.
Everyday I try to expand my vocabulary by using new words to give my arguments more verisimilitude. Todays word is ‘expand’.
I think it’s messed how business majors have to learn about the depreciation of asses. I personally appreciate all types of asses.
The masculine urge to make a tweet that fits this template but can’t think of anything so makes a tweet hoping to be meta and posts one anyway.
Your roommate charges you for gas money, my roommate carries me from the living room couch up two flights of stairs to my room when I fall asleep. We are not the same.
If you’ve ever asked Siri a question on your phone instead of just googling it, go fuck yourself
I can’t wait until I’m 90 years old so I can say “ man I remember the 90’s like it was yesterday “
I think real love is just a lot of mutual masturbation
🗣️ @WMckennie isn’t going to ‘shut up and dribble.'
That ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic guy isn’t so weird, all he does is sing parody songs. My friend ‘weird Phil’ now that guy is weird. He wears too left shoes and keeps 4 gallons of sperm in his freezer “just in case“.
My comm professor gave me a bad grade on my speech because “although your presentation was good your content was poor and you were TOO PASSIONATE ABOUT A TRIVIAL MATTER”. She might as well have shot me in the foot and pepper sprayed my eyes. I dont know who I am anymore.
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images that MIGHT be ... @mightbecursed
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