Erin @sagercity

I can't grammar. medium.com/@deer.erin LA // AUS Joined August 2015

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Erin @sagercity

5 years ago

Has anyone else maintained a list during the pandemic of all the friends you have to owe apology-cookie-cakes, for putting up with all the dumb cat videos you sent them during quarantine

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Erin @sagercity

5 years ago

Who’s got a fresh 2021 bingo card they can drop @ me

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Erin @sagercity

5 years ago

Heartfelt condolences to every parent who didn’t trash the Amazon gift catalogue quick enough before their kid sniffed it out of the mail

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Feeling some hard things after that photo of @chrissyteigen So many of us have sat on the edge of a hospital bed like that. I remember staring @ the floor w/ laser focus and suddenly thinking: “I’ll remember the way these floor tiles look the rest of my life”. And I do. We do.

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Erin @sagercity

5 years ago

Main takeaway from #IndianMatchmaking: I could have been makin mad $$$ this whole time looking at random selfies of strangers and just straight up fabricating their futures FOR MONEY as a CAREER #facereading

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Erin @sagercity

5 years ago

I’m so annoyed with myself for being annoyed (for SO LONG) with people who wouldn’t shut up about Hamilton.

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Erin @sagercity

5 years ago

3 Year Old: MOM THERE ARE ANTS IN MY SHOE!!! Me: Wow. That’s a lot of ants. 5 Yr Old: Are they sugar ants? Me: Yep 5: That’s good 3, sugar ants only eat sugar. And bread. 3: It’s a good thing we aren’t bread. 3: *looks out window contemplatively* 3: We a family.

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Erin @sagercity

5 years ago

5 year old: Mom, can you smell my stinky feet? Cuz I put them on your chair. Me: Gross 5: *maniacal laughter* 5: *deep thoughtful sigh* 5: Well Mom, sorry. But, ya know. Life is... life.

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Erin @sagercity

6 years ago

Everytime I introduce an @bradmilison video to a new fan I start with “and this was our wedding officiant.... no seriously, this man married us. Beautiful ceremony.”

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Erin @sagercity

6 years ago

My 5 year old, examining her dinner plate for the first time since sitting down: Mom... did you put WATER in my RICE?! Me: Honey, it’s soup. I made chicken and rice soup. My 5 year old: ... ... ... ... “soup”. Everyone at the table: ... My 5 year old: ...This. Is. Crazy.

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Bobby Matinee @brentcarcher

6 years ago

Wow if you think the President is dumb for not knowing what state the Chiefs play in just wait til you see some of his takes on topics of consequence.

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Erin @sagercity

6 years ago

If this year’s Super Bowl halftime show doesn’t start with @Navarro_Cheer doing a full out performance and then Jerry mat calling @shakira ‘s entrance then really @netflix what’s the point

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Erin @sagercity

6 years ago

Today I sharpened a No. 2 pencil for the first time since prolly 4th grade and also I remembered 1) what pure satisfaction feels like and 2) that pencils are extremely dangerous weapons that can pierce denim

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Erin @sagercity

6 years ago

The comments on this are hysterical. And by hysterical I mean you laugh for a hot minute before reality sets in and you start crying

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Michelle Goldberg @michelleinbklyn

6 years ago

If American democracy survives Donald Trump my kids will someday learn in school about the closing Adam Schiff gave tonight.

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Erin @sagercity

6 years ago

Me racing to the Internet after credits roll on @CircleNetflix WHO MADE THIS?! It’s the 1st reality tv show I like including all the ones I worked on lol (& more importantly what was their budget?!) oOoOoooooOOOOoooh it’s British. OF COURSE IT IS. *whispers* ...they got me again

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Erin @sagercity

6 years ago

Sammie folding herself into the cabinet under her kitchen sink to avoid telling this dude she has a boyfriend already IS A WHOLE MOOD 👏 and I’m honestly upset it’s not the #1 gif on Twitter already #thecircleonnetflix

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Erin @sagercity

6 years ago

Hi is there an emotional support hotline for people who just watched Joey view the video message from his mom and had to pause the tv to ugly cry? #thecircleonnetflix

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Erin @sagercity

6 years ago

I like to put on fluff TV while I do the dishes to keep myself awake so tonight I started The Circle and it worked 1000x too well because now its 1:38 AM & I’m still standing in a kitchen drying the same plate like BUT HOW DID SHOOBY KNOW THAT WAS CHRIS HEMSWORTH!? @CircleNetflix