Fuck Chinley 🤙🏻 @saintxkro
🌸 recycled soft thot 🌸 United States Joined May 2017-
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The ooooo yeah in finally alone by mac DeMarco really hits like that huh
Bitch are you an Onomatopoeia cause yo shit
How have I not retweeted this yet
Since its Haloween today I'd like to do a shoutout to the haloween 3 years ago in which me and my friend both wore Luigi masks, and a lady answering the door says, "Oh! Well now aren't you two that Mario fella?"
In communist Russia there are no E-girls, only We-girls
Kissing was originally invented to make sure the other person didn’t have a sword in their mouth
My last tweet gave the impression that Data is indeed NOT a bad bitch, which was entirely not true. We all make mistakes Sheryl
LISTEN we all know Data would be lathering himself in fenty beauty's "Trophy Wife" body lava too if he was a bad bitch, and also existed in our timeline
evolved brain: now remember. you need to have a balanced diet - eat more fruits and veggies with your meat. stay hydrated. life is short and you can't- monkey brain as i'm faced with an entire container of leftovers: mmymyumyum pulld porky :)
my mom when she was pregnant with me: | | | | | \ | \ | \ | \ | \ | 🤠 / | / | / | |
But....Sauce brother please I just wanted to share the word of Godfield 😩😭🙏🏻
thots log....day 83: i thought i escaped.....i am a fool
i only eat my bagels sans peel
This is not a joke, please help me I'm so tired of this mf screaming when he gets down
Adult life is your roommate in the next room playing fortnite whilst screaming profanities and slamming the walls to fucks end when anything bad happens to him in the game
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🤠 🥒🥒🥒 🥒 🥒 🥒 👇 🥒🥒 👇 🥒 🥒 🥒 🥒 👢 👢 howdy. i'm the sheriff of cucumber
chrissy :) @Chrisluvsplants
25 Followers 213 Following hot, sexy, and don’t care about anything — any pronouns
𝔩𝔦𝔩 𝔪𝔞.. @skekzek
35 Followers 74 Following she/her, queer, tech student, aquatic enthusiast ♏︎☉, ♋︎ ☾ , ♋︎ ↑
Neckbeard Prophet @NeckbeardLord
33 Followers 156 Following Can someone please help me? I can’t find my mommy. I got lost in the Wendy’s bathroom and now an old asian man is peeing on meeeeeee
FCB Live @FCBLive007
566 Followers 4K Following This is Unofficial FC Barcelona. All about FCB news, fixtures, results and live streaming.
EveryBat @EveryBat
32K Followers 8 Following Posted every bat species on Earth, now going through them all again! Bat facts & pics. Mostly accurate, random bat order
Every Sheriff Bot @EverySheriff
48K Followers 0 Following Algorithmic Sheriff Memes For Fun and Profit(?)
𝔩𝔦𝔩 𝔪𝔞.. @skekzek
35 Followers 74 Following she/her, queer, tech student, aquatic enthusiast ♏︎☉, ♋︎ ☾ , ♋︎ ↑
Neckbeard Prophet @NeckbeardLord
33 Followers 156 Following Can someone please help me? I can’t find my mommy. I got lost in the Wendy’s bathroom and now an old asian man is peeing on meeeeeee
Claptrap @ECHOcasts
95K Followers 56 Following
Historical Meme Archi.. @PoeTownsend
16 Followers 24 Following you can lead a horse to water, and feed it for a day, but if you teach a horse to water, its worth two in the bush
Star Trek Minus Conte.. @NoContextTrek
106K Followers 161 Following Double dumbass on you, and so forth. (These are all real) #StarTrek🖖🏽 Always read the #AltText. Also on mastodon and bsky if you fancy that.
Anatola Howard @MAROONRACOON
73K Followers 555 Following Hi I’m Tola 🏳️🌈 Prev: Story & Visdev @ Netflix Feature, Design @ CN... (views r mine) ❤️
Starship Goldfish @StarshipGoldfis
5K Followers 2K Following A cartoon about a robot dad and his astronaut son. https://t.co/KiCI7GEzt9
Wendy’s @Wendys
3.8M Followers 446 Following We like our tweets the way we like our fries: hot, crispy, and better than anyone expects from a fast food restaurant.
Color Schemer @colorschemer
141K Followers 1 Following Find colors that go well together. 🤖 AI-sourced, hand-selected schemes 💙 to train the bot to understand what's good 🦋 fresh schemes posted twice per day
thank you for this @dril
1.8M Followers 425 Following My posts help mentally ill peoples brains. I want to do good. I Want to bring value to this platform. That is my Quest. My Dream
abeo spice zone @morelloocs
84 Followers 33 Following oc and art twt for @nootsuit. abeo and cos will get lots of love please make me draw others sfw
lika @d0ggydeathgirl
141 Followers 113 Following 🌺🌾🌼🌷🌸hey I'm Lika (Lee-Kah)! she/her, 21m, i love to draw and learn ☺️🌻🌺🌸🌼🌷 marxist leninist RUS/ENG @doggyheavengirl MAIN
Jonathan Frakes @jonathansfrakes
596K Followers 997 Following father, husband, director, producer, recovering actor
Sonny @Ickypatchi
255 Followers 532 Following 25 | 2D & 3D mixed media artist • Lowpoly 3D • Toy maker • Abstract • Contact: [email protected] | workin on stuff..... c u soon
The Shins @TheShins
51K Followers 12 Following
much like a newly hatched marine iguana, i too am extremely vulnerable in june
Emma Hill has soft thot in her profile and I'm honestly shook
JUST UPDATED NOW TWITTER IS SHOWING THREADS IN DESCENDING ORDER AND NOT WHICH PART WAS MOST RECENTLY TWEETED AND IM CRYING AND IN HEAVEN THANK YOU TWITTER
DO 👏 NOT 👏 FOLLOW 👏 SOMEONE 👏 WHO 👏 HATES 👏 YOU 👏 INTO 👏 THE 👏 WINE 👏 CELLAR 👏 ON 👏 THE 👏 PROMISE 👏 OF 👏 A 👏 FINE 👏 VINTAGE 👏
Glorious mayhem! What do you think of the new box art for #Borderlands3?
Kissing was originally invented to make sure the other person didn’t have a sword in their mouth
evolved brain: now remember. you need to have a balanced diet - eat more fruits and veggies with your meat. stay hydrated. life is short and you can't- monkey brain as i'm faced with an entire container of leftovers: mmymyumyum pulld porky :)
my mom when she was pregnant with me: | | | | | \ | \ | \ | \ | \ | 🤠 / | / | / | |
"I'M NINE INCHES TALL I ONLY SEE THE UPSIDE" THIS MOVIE IS CINEMATIC GENIUS
If we all eat enough spring rolls maybe we can summon Spring? Worth a shot...
[loudly, in a silent classroom] “PIGLET IS A COWARD” “he has anxiety!!!!!!!” “HE NEVER SERVED HIS COUNTRY”
Just sayin'
Andrew Johnson was impeached February 24, 1868:
can you tie your shoes, but can't untie them? well, i've been wearing the last shoes for the past 28 years, and in 2020, i'm running for president.
i feel like ive lost a best friend and im definitely crying rn thinking about how much she was loved and how scared she mustve been :(
i grew up with the teachers and adults and newscasters around me talking about Oppy and what she was doing on mars. she was such a huge part of my life when i fell in love with space and im so extremely proud of her for making it so far and finding so much,,,,,
they say that love is forever and things are temporary. however, according to newton's laws, mass cannot be created or destroyed, only converted. so scientifically speaking, things are also forever. so let me enjoy my things, susan. you're gonna die in 20 years anyway.
we're still friends, so this isnt a petty tweet at her. im just so validated being better at twitter than him
to the boy in a small town in oregon i just saw pacing outside his house and playing the trumpet: nice
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