Intrusive Thots @salesdissociate
bathtub Joined August 2022-
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Taking a Michael dose of silly Simon mushrooms
New Lana del Rey album dropped today. This will have an effect on the womenfolk, stay vigilant this weekend boys.
Using deepfakes to relive relationship arguments but this time I'm articulate
I'm so over when the Uber driver makes you give them a hug goodbye at the airport 😤
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We have an ongoing situation at the Zoo right now with a Code Blue – that is a non-dangerous animal that is out of its habitat. One of our clouded leopards was not in its habitat when the team arrived this morning and is unaccounted for at this time.
[sweating, shaking] kk, no worries! ✨ [crying, dry heaving] Sounds good! 👍 No rush 😃
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hey i found this 40 minute soap cutting compilation if you wanna come over
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7am I am awake and hitting on people at whole foods bc these women are the only chance my houseplants have to live 🥲
There should be a version of the Bechdel test for not mentioning astrology in dating app convos
Wiggling my arms like an 1800s gold prospector to show cars that I'm crossing the street as fast as I can.
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