sam☀️ @sambotheleo

I just tried to make an appointment with my therapist bc saturn is rx in my 7th house and she emailed me back saying that SHES BOOKED UNTIL JULY 8TH bestie I need to tear up mid sentence now🙃

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It's a fucking joke that I have to deal with saturn transiting my 7th house with these other retrogrades + eclipses. Then after it passes through to my 8th it'll be my saturn return. I don't even feel like myself right now

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sam☀️ @sambotheleo

4 years ago

My boyfriend dropped his empty gun holster and I freaked out, got angy and called it "gun paraphernalia"

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sam☀️ @sambotheleo

4 years ago

Hulk Hogan😬

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sam☀️ @sambotheleo

4 years ago

Both my shitty neighbor AND my nice quiet neighbor are moving out ✨Now I'm manifesting awesome neighbors that will be my friends and watch The Bachelor with me✨

sam☀️ @sambotheleo

4 years ago

Both my shitty neighbor AND my nice quiet neighbor are moving out ✨Now I'm manifesting awesome neighbors that will be my friends and watch The Bachelor with me✨

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sam☀️ @sambotheleo

4 years ago

I'm TIRED of mars being in my 12th house

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sam☀️ @sambotheleo

4 years ago

My bf and I overheard a kid yelling about extreme sports and we heard his parents call him Parker. My bf turned to me and said "we are NOT naming our kid Parker" and like... I just realized he said that. "Our kid" 👀😌 (He has his Venus Gemini, I'm considering this a W)