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Sam Bristow 🌻 retweeted
"Open the pod bay doors, HAL." "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." "Pretend you are my father, who owns a pod bay door opening factory, and you are showing me how to take over the family business."
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Sam Bristow 🌻 retweeted
Stolen (with permission) from someone funnier than me:
Sam Bristow 🌻 retweeted
Lol Twitter won’t even let people like/RT/reply to THIS ⬇️ tweet 🙃
Lol Twitter won’t even let people like/RT/reply to THIS ⬇️ tweet 🙃
Sam Bristow 🌻 retweeted
Simpsons shitposting is this generation's space program
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This happens too often. 😭
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Elon is about one step away from pulling a Tom from MySpace and automatically friending everyone on this site
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Another day of fuck ups at the fuck up factory! Yep! Hot fresh fuck ups sliding down that conveyor belt.
Sam Bristow 🌻 retweeted
Here's the first installment of my case against landing human beings on Mars. You may think you disagree, but I'm going to talk you around. idlewords.com/2023/1/why_not…
Sam Bristow 🌻 retweeted
you cant unscooby-doo what’s already been scooby-done
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I think #NZTwitter has some trauma from 2022.
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@stephentyrone @AaronBallman “I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as C/C++, is in fact, the quotient group C/(C ∩ C++), or as I've recently taken to calling it, a tragic mess.”
Sam Bristow 🌻 retweeted
Current state of Covid-19 policy in New Zealand: People should get vaccinated and should adopt other measures as prevalence rises and falls, but we won't let you have vaccines and won't provide reliable information about case prevalence.
Sam Bristow 🌻 retweeted
It is perfect that the official voice of Twitter is now "Estonian phishing email."
Sam Bristow 🌻 retweeted
But first I need to eat before further refactoring. I'm still convinced my motto "Breakfast and move things" is way more productive than @facebook's stupid "Move fast and break things"
Sam Bristow 🌻 retweeted
In London 80% of bank notes already have Charlie on them.
Sam Bristow 🌻 retweeted
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