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🚨 TEXAS: 14-year-old Lukas Hardeman nearly lost his life after being bodyslammed in his middle school cafeteria for telling a joke. ▪️ His head smashed into a cafeteria stool. ▪️ Rushed to Dallas for emergency surgery. ▪️ Doctors removed part of his skull to relieve brain…

🚨 BREAKING: Mass stabbing at Hollow Water First Nation, Manitoba. ▪️ 1 dead, 6 injured ▪️ Suspect also dead ▪️ RCMP say no ongoing threat ▪️ Investigation underway along Highway 304 near Black River First Nation Canada shaken once again. #Canada #BreakingNews

🚨 NEW: Bodycam shows 41-year-old Florida woman charging at a Port Saint Joe officer with a 16-inch fillet knife after a traffic stop. Police say Tikila Walker was tied to multiple hit-and-run crashes earlier that day. Officers attempted to tase her, but it failed. Walker was…

✈️ BREAKING: CommuteAir Flight 4969 returned to Houston after smoke was reported in the cockpit. The plane, bound for Panama City, Florida, landed safely at George Bush Intercontinental. All passengers evacuated, no injuries reported. 📍Houston, TX | #Aviation #Breaking

🚨 Brand new $1M luxury yacht Dolce Vento sinks minutes after launch in Turkey The 85-ft vessel capsized just 15 minutes into its maiden voyage in Eregli, forcing the owner, captain & crew to abandon ship and swim to shore. Sinks in seconds. Maiden voyage turned final voyage.…

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🚨 Canada has officially lost the plot. York Regional Police Chief Jim MacSween just told Canadians that if armed thugs break into your home… your job is to “comply” and be a “good witness” for police. Translation: Don’t defend your family. Don’t protect your home. Just sit…

⚡️UPDATE: Shelter-in-place order at UMass Lowell has been lifted. No shots were fired and students are returning to dorms. Police say the reported armed man is no longer near campus, though the investigation continues. #UMassLowell #Massachusetts

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⚡️UPDATE: Shelter-in-place order at UMass Lowell has been lifted. No shots were fired and students are returning to dorms. Police say the reported armed man is no longer near campus, though the investigation continues. #UMassLowell #Massachusetts https://t.co/7lwNRHYS7J

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🚨 BREAKING: Lisbon’s iconic Elevador da Glória funicular has DERAILED in the city center. At least 3 dead and 20 injured (9 critically), according to early reports. Authorities are on scene, toll may rise. 📍 #Lisbon #Portugal

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🚨 BREAKING: Kīlauea’s summit eruption (Episode 32) began at 6:35 AM HST today 🌋 Fountains are reaching 500 ft, arcing into Halemaʻumaʻu crater. NWS says winds are carrying gas & ash SW — vog may impact nearby communities. All activity remains inside the crater. 🔴 Live cams:…

🚨 MYSTERY at the White House 🚨 Black bags being tossed out of the windows like it’s a college dorm move-out. Officials say “just regular maintenance.” Really? At the most secure building in America? Epstein files? Top secret docs? Or just trash? NONE of this looks normal.

🚨 BREAKING: UK police have cracked the case of the century Not a terrorist. Not a ganglord. Not a plane hijacker. Nope — 5 armed officers swooped in at Heathrow to arrest Father Ted creator Graham Linehan… for three tweets. He collapsed from stress, ended up in hospital and…

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🚨 NEW: Mid-air crash at Fort Morgan Municipal Airport, Colorado A Cessna 172 on final approach collided with an Extra EA300 around 10:40 a.m. ➡️ 1 dead (occupant of EA300) ➡️ 3 injured (2 with minor injuries, 1 hospitalized) ➡️ One plane caught fire mid-air FAA & NTSB…

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🚨 BREAKING: Wild GTA-style chase in Malibu A carjacker stole a vehicle with 3 kids inside, leading CHP on a high-speed pursuit down Pacific Coast Highway. The suspect slammed into another car, injuring all 3 children and an elderly driver. He then tried fleeing on foot into…

🚨 LAPD has released bodycam footage of the shooting of Gurpreet Singh 35-year-old Singh stopped his car in the middle of a Los Angeles intersection, then began performing gatka — a traditional Sikh martial art — in the street. Moments later, he’s seen carrying a machete and…

🚨NEW: Tennis star Kamil Majchrzak is searching for the young fan who had his hat stolen by a grown man at the US Open. Majchrzak tried to gift the boy his cap after the match, but an adult snatched it and hid it in a bag. He’s now asking for help to find the kid. 👇 #USOpen…

🚨BREAKING: Active shooter situation in Walton, Kentucky. Two Boone County deputies were shot while conducting a wellness check — both are reported to be in stable condition. SWAT and multiple agencies on scene. Suspect barricaded. Area under shelter-in-place order. 📌…

🚨BREAKING: FAA issues ground stop at Newark Liberty Airport after an air traffic control radio frequency outage. Flights into Newark are currently delayed due to the equipment failure, per FAA. Travelers should check with their airlines for updates. #Newark #FAA #TravelAlert…

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🚨UPDATE: Texas Tech University sounded the ALL CLEAR after an active shooter scare at the Architecture Building. Police say it was a swatting hoax—part of a disturbing wave of false reports hitting schools & universities. That makes 11 college hoaxes in 7 days, on top of the…

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🚨Switzerland sees its FIRST migrant riots. Lausanne erupted after a 17-year-old migrant, fleeing police on a stolen scooter, crashed and died. ➡️ 100+ rioters smashed shops, fought police, and even tried to attack an anti-immigration SVP politician. For decades, Switzerland…

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