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the catastophic success.. Joined June 2011-
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there could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you'd have no idea
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11 pm: I think I might go to bed early tonight 3 am: lol
chocolate is made of cocoa which is made from plants. therefore chocolate = salad
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i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry
My voice sounds great when I'm singing with my earphones on, Then I take them off and I realize I sound like a dying walrus.
I just really really really really really really really really really really really really really really don't give a shit
i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)
everyone is getting into relationships and growing up and im just getting lazier and finding more tv series to watch
hannah on the streets but miley in the sheets
shine bright like the knife im gonna stab u with
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I may look calm, but in my head I've already killed you 3 times, AND hid the body.
When people ask me what's the one thing I'd bring to a deserted island, I think its pretty obvious... a fucking boat.
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