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Joined June 2015

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5 years ago

So I definitely don’t need any judgment from you lot... but when that good night comes I will very likely go gently into it 😬

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5 years ago

there’s one cubic foot of space in my room where I get a faint whiff of dead animal smell... and I take a single step in any other direction and I stop smelling it

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5 years ago

last night I ran 10 miles with 3 pound ankle weights strapped to... well.. my ankles. My new life

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5 years ago

I’m an essentially terrible worker

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5 years ago

just yacked outside the “Essex crossing” food court

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5 years ago

if I’ve learned anything it’s that Downturned eyes may be a sign of the Beast

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5 years ago

I was so relieved today to find the prospect vibe had moved on from tits out for Kamala to beautiful shirtless men staring blankly at each other from across an expanse of field

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5 years ago

Top 5 fav syntactical constructions is when ppl r like, “I make a mean omelette” or “ I suck a mean dick” 😌👌🏼 absolutely brilliant

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5 years ago

play Barracuda at my funeral

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5 years ago

gonna watch Sophie’s choice tonight. to round off the vibe so to speak

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5 years ago

cold sore Szn 👏🏼

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5 years ago

Me at a a door

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5 years ago

Batten down the hatches sis

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5 years ago

Nicole kidmans eyes are never not bloodshot? Fetch the lady some rohtos porfa

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5 years ago

gmo scientists make those freakishly large blueberries taste like blueberries challenge

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5 years ago

I would let This man do sick things to me

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5 years ago

Thursday: 1) crack knuckles 2) going over syllabus 3)

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5 years ago

It’s engulfing season 😲

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5 years ago

Just made myself yack

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5 years ago

trying to parse out why every art/adjacent homosexual over 32 looks so positively Jesus-esque... best guess so far is that there’s some sort of imminent casting call for a new Don quixote miniseries