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Trump on January 6: Nancy Pelosi stopped me from sending the DC National Guard to protect the Capitol. Trump tomorrow: the President of the United States has complete control over the DC National Guard. Make it make sense.
No we fucking don't.
Texas gop lawmakers have proposed HB 163, a bill that would ban abortion & make having an abortion a criminal offense The bill uses religious nonsense like stating "life created in the image of God" & also makes the false claim that the US constitution already prohibits abortion
Dude, you'll never have to worry about being picked.
Undocumented persons cannot draw social security. They do however pay into it.
Undocumented persons cannot draw social security. They do however pay into it.
As Trump wastes tax dollars in Scotland, MAGA muppets have been saying he lets Secret Service stay at his properties for FREE. FACT CHECK: Does Donald Trump charge the secret service for rooms on his own properties? Yes — multiple investigations found that Donald Trump’s…
Candace Owens took the 33-page Retraction Demand Letter she received from the Macrons, which proved everything she'd been saying for years was false, and then lied about the Letter's contents to create even more defamation. Incredible.
The risks and harms of pregnancy are well known and often permanent. Get your nose out of other people's personal lives.
The risks and harms of pregnancy are well known and often permanent. Get your nose out of other people's personal lives.
LAWRENCE COUNTY, TN: “Doctors notes no longer excuse absences…” (Under threat of juvenile court intervention) Director of Schools Michael Adkins: “They need to learn reliability and work ethic… we’ve all gone to work sick.” 🤔 Parents: “How does that make sense?”
So, as I suspected, the police response to the shootings of Democratic elected officials in Minnesota was actually a complete disaster startribune.com/new-details-fr…
Trump posted this, but more importantly we’d like to remind everyone these posts get saved into the library of congress so people hundreds of years from now can also view them. Trump just included the fat JD Vance meme into that record.
Boomers have no idea how ready we are for revolution.
A Venezuelan Little League baseball team has been caught up in President Donald Trump’s travel ban and will be unable to compete in the World Series after being denied travel visas to the U.S. THESE ARE CHILDREN! Do you know how hard it is to be in the Little League World…
YOU didn't have problems. Bully for YOU. Others did and will.
YOU didn't have problems. Bully for YOU. Others did and will.
Apparently batteries don't exist.
Or...and this is revolutionary...he's a genuinely nice guy.
Or...and this is revolutionary...he's a genuinely nice guy.
Pedro Pascal seems to be getting a lot of hate for being a man that women feel comfortable around and being physically affectionate with. Says a lot about the men hating on him and how they think the gender dynamic is supposed to work.

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11K Followers 6K Following Wife. Mom 💖💖💖💙. ICU RN. Ravenclaw. ENFJ. She/Her. Fuck Covid. Wear your mask. 🖤
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