Alabama Sass Act @sassybamabelle4
Alabama girl expressing her sass one tweet at a time. š Joined November 2019-
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My favorite thing to hear is āI hope heās worth itā Trust me, he is. š„ø
Asking me āwhat are you on tinder forā is a sure way to not get a reply because do any of us really know why? No.
Empty words mean nothing when youāre being treated like nothing.
If I calmly leave you alone, trust me Iām not fw you again.
When you see the one after you and realize the issue was that you were way too good for him. šš¼āāļø
This guy keeps asking me out over Snapchat and my reply tonight was āmaybe whenever you act like a man and text or call me instead of Snapchat meā...no text or snap back š¤·š¼āāļø #2020energy
The fucks I do not give are at an all time low.
Relatable š
How do you uncatch feelings? Asking for a friend.
Women can pour their hearts out to men and lay it all out for them and they still wonāt respond.
Her: āCan I come over tonight?ā Him: āOh Iām going to hang with friendsā **4 hours later dude is still home and sending her Snapchats Her: āWRYDā Him: āSends selfie rolling eyesā Her: Does a drive by and finds two cars other than his own at his house **begin savage mode š
Sometimes I send a snap that says something a little risky and then I get nervous to open the reply š
We all have that one ex that drunk calls us. š„“
Finally finished ittttttš¤š¼š¤š
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