Jericho Sc’martist @scheuchscheuch

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Jericho Sc’martist @scheuchscheuch

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🚨GIVEAWAY🚨 If the Rays win tonight, we will give away this lot of 9 Randy Arozarena Topps Archives Rookie Cards! All you have to do to enter is: 1️⃣ Follow this account 2️⃣ Retweet this tweet A winner will be chosen after tonight's game if the Rays win!

The Public: The world will end before the Bills win the Super Bowl Bills: *Gets A legitimately good team* TB12: *Signs with the Bucs* The World:

BREAKING: After 4 missed FGs against the #Bills #Titans release K Cairo Santos, sign K Mogadishu Garcia. #FantasyFootball

What I’m listening to these days: I compose deeds in compliance with divine law; not privileged circumstances - Relaxation! At the Library #panicatthedisco

Just received word that there is a 3br for rent on Oxford.

Unpopular opinion: Billie Eilish’s top hits are just remastered Halloween music

Deeabitus: (n) Dí-ab-y-tus A medical condition in which the pancreas does not effectively produce insulin to regulate blood glucose levels. See: Diabetes

Yuge Tunassib: (n) Yüj Tune-āh-sîb 1. A very large submarine sandwich containing tuna salad. 2. A person with unhealthy eating habits and/or sedentary lifestyle; often associated with weight gain. 3. Larger than average breast of either a male or female. See: megatunassib

Saw an online IQ test and spent 20mins taking it..went to see my score & realized I had to pay $20 for results (did not pay) Cant decide if people who actually pay for their scores have a low IQ, or if I’m the dumb one for wasting my time on an online test scam. Probably both.

Garagequicksian: (n) Gāir-âj-quík-sían A scheme with the sole objective of generating a large sum of money within a short period of time; Often characterized by involvement in gambling, or other high risk operations. Derived from: Get Rich Quick Scheme

INVESTOR ALERT: underwriters are setting the Peter Scheuch IPO price at $420.69/sh. Going public. NOW!

Antichrist Econolodge: (n) ˈan-tē-ˌkrīst Eh-kuh-no ˈläj: 1.) A bottom tier hotel chain that caters to the opponents of Christ, and/or worshipers of the supremely evil. 2.) The antonym of the band: Saint Motel

Chathard: (n) shah-thard: a prohibition era establishment where alcoholic beverages can be consumed without regard to the law. Derived from: Chat Hard. Synonym: Speakeasy

Now posting insights into Scheuch language!

The TSA needs to do a better job screening for people who talk loudly with each other on 5am flights.

You haven’t been judged hard until you attempt to shop at Brooks Brothers wearing gym clothes.