Blowsy Spatchcock @schpydah

Everything you never wanted to be, with 35% more flavonoids. facebook.com/schpydah Portland, OR Joined April 2009

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Chris Dixon @chrismd10

3 years ago

Always stand up for what’s right 🫡

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Tig Notaro @TigNotaro

3 years ago

I don't agree with the reverse cowgirl position. Woman should face their problems.

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Blowsy Spatchcock @schpydah

3 years ago

Dingleberries when placed under a microscope @tedcruz

Ted Cruz @tedcruz

3 years ago

Dingleberries when placed under a microscope @tedcruz

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Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus

3 years ago

maybe leonardo dicaprio hated 9/11 so much that he can’t even date women who remember it. did that even occur to you

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In celebration of Albert Pujols (@PujolsFive) passing Stan Musial (@stanthemaninc) and becoming 2nd All-Time in MLB history in total bases, I have created a progressive timeline for All-Time Career Total Bases! Huge congratulations to the @Cardinals legend on this feat! 🔥📈

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Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2

3 years ago

Find the duck 🦆

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Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia

3 years ago

The perfect eephus does not exis-

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Shut the Fuck Up Friday Bot @InvokeTheFifth

3 years ago

Happy Shut the Fuck Up Friday

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Monterey Bay Aquarium @MontereyAq

4 years ago

This may well be the world’s first-ever video of a bloody-belly comb jelly pooping!

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Blowsy Spatchcock @schpydah

3 years ago

.@tedcruz Why won’t you answer the question?

philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_

3 years ago

.@tedcruz Why won’t you answer the question?

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Dr. Meredith Wills @Bbl_Astrophyscs

3 years ago

🧵 Based on what we’ve seen of the new dead ball and its response to humidity, I suspect the changes MLB implemented in its “concern for improving consistency” may have led to the least consistent ball the game has ever seen. 1/ nytimes.com/2022/05/09/spo…

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Joe Sheehan @joe_sheehan

5 years ago

The ghost runner in a 0-0 game is a desecration.

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soul nate @MNateShyamalan

4 years ago

it’s so fucking funny to me that jazz exists in the star wars universe.

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OaklandStadiumWatch @OakStadiumWatch

3 years ago

And people say the Coliseum isn’t entertaining enough anymore…

MLB Errors @mlberrors

3 years ago

And people say the Coliseum isn’t entertaining enough anymore…

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Grant Brisbee @GrantBrisbee

4 years ago

Trader Joe’s cashier complemented me on my bagging technique. I was wearing a Wilco shirt. Other dads in line started slow-clapping until every dad in the store was chanting my name.

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akivamcohen.bsky.social @AkivaMCohen

4 years ago

OK, #LitigationDisasterTourists, let's talk about @BauerOutage suing @TheAthletic for defamation

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Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders

4 years ago

I’m delighted to see an agreement reached so that the MLB season can start. But we must prevent the greed of baseball’s oligarchs from destroying the game. The best way to do that is to end MLB’s antitrust exemption and I will be introducing legislation to do just that.

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Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote

4 years ago

Here’s the smoking gun email, where Eastman actually says to Pence’s lawyer that he’s aware he’s asking Pence to violate the law. “I implore you to consider on more minor violation [of the electoral count act]”